These guys are a menace to all that is good in the world

The Neistat Brothers

http://neistat.com/

And what is Hilary Clinton thanking them for anyway?

Condoleeza Rice - Secretary of State or--

SECRETARY OF SEXY!!!

Seriously, people. I think she needs a new title. If I knew which photos I could and couldn't legally use on this website, I'd put one up to prove it. If anyone can clue me in on that, I would appreciate it. Meanwhile, consider changing her title.

Awesome.

I am officially described in an internet forward

I'm not sure how I feel about this but a friend of mine sent me this with the caption "This is you." And the horrible thing is he's right. So go ahead, check it out, stare into my heart.

Here are the directions for staring into the essence of my existence. Enjoy...

FIRST, CLICK THE PICTURE, THEN--

If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, the dots will remain only one color, pink. However if you stare at the black "+" in the center, the moving dot turns to green. Now, concentrate on the black "+" in the center of the picture. After a short period, all the pink dots will slowly disappear, and you will only see only a single green dot rotating. It's amazing how our brain works. There really is no green dot, and the pink ones really don't disappear.

Blogs I don't get

So I've been hitting the next blog button for a few days and I keep finding these weird blogs that are just one entry about some encyclopedia type topic, like Earthquakes, or the European Union. One entry, that's it and there's always about 13 or 14 comments all saying things like "Wow, that's great information, thanks a lot." But there's never anything new there. Haven't these people ever heard of Wikipedia? Why not just make this entry there, or add your info to that article.

Maybe they're just frustrated wikipedians that got their entries cut and this is their revenge.

This one defines traveling for you, in case you didn't know what it was.

http://travel-home.blogspot.com/

I saw one on the solar system, which just told us what planets were in it. Thanks, buddy. There seem to be a million of these. Somebody tell me the reason.

Profanity count - Bush - 3 Us - 0

So we've heard our beloved President use these profanities so far, "a**hole" he's given us the bird many times, and today it was, "Let's get ASSad to call Hezbollah and tell them to stop doing this sh**."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/5188258.stm (Hat tip, Gandhi)

That's the transcript above. Everyone's all upset but I think he's right. Let Assad deal with it, he's been pretty reliable so far. A friend we can count on in times of trouble. Plus, Bush has more important work to do destroying the "Constitution" and turning the US into a third world slave state so me and my former associates at Enron can make some more cash money. Plus, I think one of those sweaters that Blair gave him was for me.

Awesome.

Gun to your head, deserted island poll #1 - Which Jennifer?

Ok, here's the situation. You're on a deserted island, someone has a gun to your head and is forcing you to select a Jennifer. If you can't do it, they pull the trigger.

So make your selection in the comments now.

- Lopez
- Tilly
- Aniston
- Garner
- Connelly
- Jason Leigh
- Love Hewitt
- Beals
- Grey
- Esposito
- Coolidge
- Government
- Other

Make your selection now, or he pulls the trigger.

Pierzynski vs. Barrett

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KFvW7ha2q0

AJ Pierzynski, another guy you want on your team. Always in the clutch plays, pissing people off. More sports violence, not sure what this blog is about yet, really but this may be it. This guy that made is video is more of a Cubs fan and Barrett is pretty cool too, you can't let yourself get shown up like that. You got to love Pierzynski trying to pump up the crowd after getting his face bashed in.

Why Darren McCarty is one of the best ever

This is fantastic. Red Wings vs. cursed Avs. McCarty shows us all how to play sports. I go through his camp and Zindane's I'm all set. First game since Lemieux's brutal hit on Draper. He'll never lead the league in goals but he's just a guy you want on your team. Don't understand? Watch and learn.

Gotta love how the music crescendos for McCarty's first hit on Clod Lemieux and then the lingering shot on Lemieux's blood staining the ice. Best rivalry ever. Bar none. Think you got a better one? Name it in the comments.

The real reason we should be talking about Zidane

Sure, this guy chose to end a brilliant career by blowing a gasket. Sure, maybe Materazzi called him the "Son of a terrorist whore." Big deal. Why is no one talking about what's really important? The guy dropped Materazzi with a brutal head butt! That's cool. The force he gets out of his forehead is amazing! I wish I could do that. I was going to attend his football camp but now forget it. I want to go to his head butt camp. Imagine the damage I could do at the bars if I could head butt like that.

Awesome.

I also like the despair in the French announcer's voice. "Mais, pourquoi? Mais pourquoi?" "But, why? But, why?" You don't get that kind of pathos from Costas or Joe Buck, do you?

Hey, look at this thing

Hang things in this game

Awesome. I just beat the high score... again. I rule. Go on, try to beat me.

My Equation proves that Detroit Tigers will win the Series this year

The Detroit Tigers are great and here' s why. Their last championship was in 1984, 22 years ago, and there is no one on their roster wearing #22. I have been using this formula for the past ten years and have won much cash because of it. Go ahead, check it out for yourself, every other team this year has a player wearing the number matching the number of years since the last championship. And no team to win in the modern era has had a player wear this number.

Strange, but true. Place your bets now.

World of Michael Yass launch a huge success

Watch this space. Over the next few days, things will be shaping up and you will see more of the world of Michael Yass: supergenius. Enjoy basking in his brilliance.

Today

Ant Potato Ham Sandwich
Wind
Blanket out of place
Foreigners throw trash everywhere
Kid in water wears blue jeans
Sand Sandwich
Wow, this beach picnic sucks