Lost's best line this week

Said by Sawyer in a panicked but still trying to sound tough voice.

SAWYER: Did you just kill that bunny?

Awesome, it really just doesn't get any better than that.

Edible scabs - They taste like candy

Check this out. This is awesome. That kid is beating the hell out of his dad. And he eats his scabs too.

If you want scabs you can eat, check this website: www.candywarehouse.com

Video is here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTknXTEXVc8

Only about a minute long so check it out. Do it!

Monday Night Football at Mo's

So I go to my local watering hole, Mo's Place (203 Culver Blvd. Playa del Rey. 310-822-6422) to watch Monday Night Football. Place was packed, as usual. The Bears won by one point in one of the weirdest games I've seen in a while. But the point is what happened after. Mo came out dressed as a penis clown with two sexy assistants to give away stereo systems etc. You got raffle tickets for each drink you bought that gave you a chance at the prizes. Some drunk guy showed up to yell at his girlfriend, first in the bar, then after he was kicked out, through the window. I asked her what his deal was and all I got was, "He's psycho." Great, you must have made a lovely couple.

There was also a woman trying to have sex with a guy that wasn't really interested and amidst all the chaos, this:





The girl in the silver was stunning. And then there was this guy, stunning in a whole different way. Drunkenly yelling for a "boobie hat" which he eventually got from Mo and is wearing proudly below:



I got a chicken which is also some sort of slingshot weapon, thrown to me by the girl in silver. Very strange night and everyone was about ten years older than me. Felt like I had walked into a David Lynch film.

The Beach - as American as it gets

Venice Beach - more American than baseball, apple pie, and mom combined. Speaking of baseball, Go Tigers. They're going to sweep either the Mets or Cards, whichever of those losers get in. Look at this shot and then try to find me a more American spot on the planet. If you don't get in the ocean at least once a week, you're helping the terrorists win. Hating the beach is unamerican. So go to the beach and pick up your trash. Do it.

New Sporting Event

I really think this will catch on. Truck v. Truck. To the death. As you can see, the place is packed. I think the grey one won. Can't remember as I was so drunk on mojitos. Awesome.

Accidental shot

I think I took this photo by mistake as I was picking up my phone to dial after surfing El Porto. Don't remember shooting it. But I like the composition so here it is. I call it El Porto bathroom. Enjoy...

Al Gore stays cool

So I saw Al Gore at a book signing a couple weeks ago. Signing copies of his book "An Inconvenient Truth." Well, the only inconvenient truth I encountered was the crazy witch in the pink wouldn't let him sign the book the way I wanted him to. How hard would it have been to write, "Stay Cool, Al Gore" That would have been awesome, putting the lie to his whole global warming propaganda. But this woman wouldn't let me. So I declare war on her.



One other thing I noticed is that Al Gore attracts a lot of hot women, and no, I don't mean the humorless moron in the pink shirt. But check out the girl about to hand him her book. Lucky Al. I've got to get into politics. I think I'll run for dogcatcher. Baby steps, Rome wasn't built in a day etc.

The Nipple - Great Artwork #2

Another Warhol documentary inspired work. We called this one the nipple, even though that's not close to what it is.

After Dinner - Great Art Part 1

So my girlfriend and I were watching an Andy Warhol documentary last night and decided to create some genius artwork of our own. This is the first entry. It is called "AFTER DINNER"