I'm not responsible for this sign but I wish I was. Dog owners should be banned, along with their dogs. They think they've gained special privileges so they can let their animals crap anywhere. And they consistently let their dogs do things they'd never let a kid do. How many times have you gone to someone's house just to have some smelly, slobbery dog jump all over you and get hair all over your clothes. And the ridiculous dog owner just smiles and says inane things like "Oh, he likes you" while the mutt buries its head in your crotch. Imagine if a kid did that to you. It would never be allowed, so why let a dog do it? I'm sick of it, let's refuse to take this crap any more.
A friend of mine has a pretty severe dog allergy and was on a plane the other day and started having an allergic reaction. She had asked before he got on the plane if dogs were going to be on it and was assured there wouldn't be. But when he asked about it on the plane the stewardesses found one, that wasn't in their paperwork. Some idiot dog owner thought it was okay to SNEAK THEIR DOG ON THE PLANE. Now, luckily they moved my friend and the dog before she had a severe allergic reaction but seriously, who brings dogs on planes? (they should have thrown the thing off) Where do these filthy mutts go to the bathroom? Imagine being stuck on a six hour flight next to some idiot's dog that just crapped in its designer dog carrier. I can already hear the dog owner's response. "Oh, he's so cute." And shame on the airlines for allowing dogs on planes.
Dogs suck... but not as much as their owners.
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 221 of 221Yes. Dogs are sooo nice and cuddly, they maul and kill people. :) (I'm being sarcastic btw.)
This. I'm pretty sure they'd beat the shit out of someone for running up to them and randomly biting them too.
My fave is when they think you just haven't met the right dog yet. Because one dog will make up for being chased, or bitten, or having them get into the backyard and shred my pets.
Problem is dogs come near us. Have you ever been bitten while minding your own business- in a public place I might add- by a "good" dog who supposedly never bites anyone?
At least giant cats are honest about their murderous intent, bruh.
Oh no! My immaturity causes me to totally not like or trust dogs! Not because several of those "good" puppies have sank their teeth into my leg for no reason at all! Silly puppies, I'm sorry I'm so immature in my self-preservation. ;P
I bet it's a real pleasure when Fido gets out of the yard and bites someone on public property too. Or gets into someone's yard and mauls their kid or their dog/other pets. Such a pleasure, I'm sure.
Same goes for when they take their unleahed dogs to swim areas at the lake. Signs say no dogs but yet here's a shitbag's aggressive or annoying dog getting up in my face while I'm trying to enjoy the fucking lake.
You see the thing is, mainstream society, advertising and yes even the government want us to unconditionally love dogs.
And if you think youre being kind to animals by owning a dog, well, where does the food come from for that yappy little thing? From the land. We clear land where REAL animals live so we can feed these domestically created teddy bears. The real animals lose their "home" and the synthetic dog survives.............go figure lol
I totally agree with you!glad someone feels the same
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I tank sum o deez ishoes wit dawgs an owners can b solve wit ol fashin azz kickin! No mufukin joke. Sum of ma craker frans smack day bishes wen day fuk up an it set the dog str8.
Les get reel. 1 week of doggy skool nut gon fix all dog problums 4eva. Positif reinforsment werks wen u can b home all day teachin dat pup how 2 act. But ere1 werkin! Ain nobudy got time 2day train day dawg proper. Lots ppl werkin 2 jobs. Wen dat bitch grow up is 2 late to fix bed habits. Ol fashioned azz woopin werks. Not abuse!
Kick yo kidz azz an yo bitchz azz wen day really deserve it or day gon grow up an b turds nut clean op day dogs turds
Typical dogtard...threatening someone for wanting to defend their child.
Shove your doggos up your ass.
Just get used to them? Why should we? Would you like to spend a flight next to a reptile lover with their 12 foot python? How about rat owners bringing their pet into a restaurant? Would you enjoy me walking my horse down the street and letting her jump up on you?
So fucking entitled. We have every right to not like dogs and their retarded behaviour.
It's simple, keep your dog away from people who don't appreciate their brainless antics, just like other pet owners keep their pets away from you.
Oh man too many idiot dog owners here... Fuck off with the beasts, they are not perfect little angels, they are dirty parasites!
Most people own dogs in order to have an adult version of a teddy bear so they can ease worries about the uncertainty of their existence. Such is the sad state of the cult of ideological "dog lovers" that they validate themselves through a misled belief in "animal love". No such thing exists. Loyalty exists in the technical sense, but that's just an animal knowing their best target for the next meal. What is perceived as "love" is simply a behavior perfectly evolved over thousands of years of evolution to fool humans into perceiving it that way. The desired result for animal equals the reward of food or grooming. FYI > Fact - the number one source of controversy among neighbors is noise, and the number one source of noise is dogs barking. Don't believe it? Google it.
Weak minded pro-pet owners who lack critical thinking skills should perhaps reconsider getting a teddy bear or pet rock instead. The only thing required to be perfectly as happy with a symbolic inanimate object is a good imagination. Wilson, the volleyball in the movie Castaway is a perfect example.
Agreed. They're like spastic dependent children who never grow up or learn to speak. If they had been bred to respect a person's personal space, I'd be much more okay with them. Or maybe if more owners took other people into consideration with their pet (ie their owning a dog affects no one but themselves), I'd be cool with it. The dog is only in their place of residence; the sound of the dog doesn't leave their airspace; if they invite people over the dog is silent, put away, the smell is gone, and all hair magically disappears; etc. I often hear arguments for people using their dogs to identify shady people or keep their homes secure. I wouldn't want some creature with the iq of a toddler making my security decisions or to be a trusted source of another human's integrity. Leave the decisions to the humans please, the blame's on us either way. Bad decision = the human's fault. Bad decision from a dog = the human's fault for listening to a dog in the first place. I think I'd rather have an octopus or a giant ridable praying mantis (which may eat me at some point, but once again bad decision = the human's fault, we'll have some fun up until that point). Maybe a robotic wolf would be a fun replacement: no hair, customizeable, programable, and it always has an off switch.
Not nearly as dumb as the smartest dog.
The dumbest person to ever exist is smarter than the smartest dog to ever exist.
Great argument. L for dogs as usual
Tone deaf argument, as usual. Dogs are nothing like kids if you look past bare surface level elements of behavior.
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