Sunday, March 18, 2007

Why I hate dogs and dog owners suck



I'm not responsible for this sign but I wish I was. Dog owners should be banned, along with their dogs. They think they've gained special privileges so they can let their animals crap anywhere. And they consistently let their dogs do things they'd never let a kid do. How many times have you gone to someone's house just to have some smelly, slobbery dog jump all over you and get hair all over your clothes. And the ridiculous dog owner just smiles and says inane things like "Oh, he likes you" while the mutt buries its head in your crotch. Imagine if a kid did that to you. It would never be allowed, so why let a dog do it? I'm sick of it, let's refuse to take this crap any more.

A friend of mine has a pretty severe dog allergy and was on a plane the other day and started having an allergic reaction. She had asked before he got on the plane if dogs were going to be on it and was assured there wouldn't be. But when he asked about it on the plane the stewardesses found one, that wasn't in their paperwork. Some idiot dog owner thought it was okay to SNEAK THEIR DOG ON THE PLANE. Now, luckily they moved my friend and the dog before she had a severe allergic reaction but seriously, who brings dogs on planes? (they should have thrown the thing off) Where do these filthy mutts go to the bathroom? Imagine being stuck on a six hour flight next to some idiot's dog that just crapped in its designer dog carrier. I can already hear the dog owner's response. "Oh, he's so cute." And shame on the airlines for allowing dogs on planes.

Dogs suck... but not as much as their owners.

197 comments:

Anonymous said...

I always question someone who does not like dogs and is concerned about dog shit....life must be pretty good if thats all you have to worry about!!!

Anonymous said...

A dog can be an incredible companion. I would rather fly next to someone with a dog than someone with a screaming child or someone like you who is pissed off at the world.

Anonymous said...

I hate dogs too. All of your points about dogs and their stupid owners are amazing. Also, about your other blog about the Dodgers game, I have also gotten mad at the beach balls. At my last game there, I caught two beach balls, deflated them and gave them to security!!

Anonymous said...

my dog just bit me today because my brother tryed to take him away from me and i could seriously kill him right now

Anonymous said...

Dog lovers can be even more vicious than their stinking pets, as evidenced by the illiterate responses here. Pathetic. You make perfect sense, and they make up sick accusations.

There's something irrefutable about your essay, M. Yass!
Your points about dogs are purely practical, and hey--earth to dog-sick freaks: M. Yass is entitled to his opinion, which is based upon his personal experience! Walk a mile in his shoes before you judge--but beware of dog-do!

Anonymous said...

my dog will eat your soul.

Anonymous said...

my dog will eat your soul.

WOOTEN/SOOTEN said...

Oh...you have friends? Surprising, considering your attitude. I'm sure you have habits just as annoying as those of the dog owners. Overall, a very unnecessary blog entry.

WOOTEN/SOOTEN- Banning ignorance on Blogger since 2006.

Anonymous said...

yep your right dogs suck..blind assisting dogs, search and rescue dogs, police dogs. o yea they sure suck all right. YOUR AN ASSHOLE

Anonymous said...

Dogs suck and so do these morons who wrote about how awful you are for not liking dogs. Seriously - I HATE going to someone's house with a dog for that reason. You're supposed to think it's cute - this big smelly animal jumping all over you while they just stand there with that stupid brain dead smile on their face.

KingArthurGirl said...

I hate dog too. everything you said is 100% how I feel.
Thanks for making me not feel alone
I have always hated dog but recently I got badly bitten in my arm. The dog got in no trouble I have an arm that hurts on and off all the time that can't be fixed.) he got off because:"I provoked him" I simply was walking him into a kennel.( it seems you are supposed to let dogs do whatever they want to and not force them to do anything.)people think dogs are humans until they do something wrong. Then its like oh hes a dog he didn't know better. yeah right these people are full of it. If a person (Which is what people want there dogs to be considered) was to punch someone after the other person said something to "provoked" them they would get slapped with an
assault charge. so with that said dog lover/owners need to choose if their dog is a dog or "human"so they can be punished and stop getting away with horrible things because their "humans/Dogs"
Thanks again

Anonymous said...

Why do these peabrain people feel they have to captivate a dog anyway?
No, I would not want to sit next to a screaming slobbering child, but what is better about a barking slobbering dog. After it has been licking its arse and balls all day, I should be happy that it wants to lick me? Dog owners can be inconsiderate arseholes.

Anonymous said...

*sticking tongue out at you*
You suck!!! I have 4 dogs!! and not ALL dog owners are bad!! My dogs stay on MY property. And f you come to me about how they should ban dogs, well then miss fucking attitude, go right on ahead. just TRY to insult my police dog....he'll kill you! haha!! oh PS police dogs SAVE people and ONLY hurt criminal, y? they ARE TRAINED!!! Duh, well since you have no relationship with a dog, you woudn't kno....b/c anyone with out a dog is lame and never will have a good life...

so eat SHIT asshole

Lanelle said...

Well said.

Mike Awesome said...

The only thing gayer than dogs are horses. Police dogs are retarded. I always carry a hatchet so I can hit a dog with it if it runs its stupid body over to me and tries to touch me with its shit eating, grass puking mouth.

UK SKINHEAD said...

I hate dogs too, just not as much as I hate the owners, calling themselves 'Mummy' or 'Daddy' while talking to the dogs. Freaks who should get lives.

Anonymous said...

okay let's first distinguish between service dogs who are indeed necessary and useful and fucking nasty obnoxious dogs owned by these "dog lovers" they treat their dogs as humans and let thoso dogs do whatever the he'll they want like sleep in the bed with them which is so disturbing and nasty I assume a third of those dog owners who do that have sex with their dogs as well

Anyway if I come to your house and your nasty dog jumps on me and licks me I will beat the shit out of your dog and never have anything to do with you either

Anyone who defends dog owners and dogs is an idiot and incapable of logical reasoning and therefore if they disagree with anything I said then it further proves that they are indeed idiots. Anything they say is thus invalid, null and void.

Notadoglover... said...

Yeah...I'm forced to live with one...he's managed to shit in the house three times today. I'm covered in hair and it smells like an outhouse in my home. I'm not thrilled with dogs. The cat, on the other hand, last time I saw her was when she got hungry for lunch. My vote is either have a cat or a fake dog.

Ivy said...

I don't hate dogs. In fact, they're one of my favorite pets. However, people often see me "angry at such amazing animals" and they have no freaking idea why. This article pinned it down--those dog-obsessed people who seem to make out dogs as perfect and are all too often detesters and annihilators of all feline species.

I mean, it's soooo funny to see a two-week old kitten get thrown off a cliff, and have another run over by a lawnmower. How is that NOT the most hilarious thing in the history of Earth? But it's liek, SO M33N to throw a rock at a dog. All he or she did was shit on the lawn, eat the shit, barf on the rug, pee on someone's bare leg, steal food off the barbecue, chew under the fence, bark at 3 AM when the wind howled, and kill the neighbor's cat (ha, ha, ha). And then you come home after a long day at work, and the dog is sooo happy to see you, he or she jumps on you, knocks you over and goes into a licking frenzy and then, after his or her grand day out (misbehaving), he or she suddenly feels sick and barfs all over his or her owner's face. I use gender specific terms to illustrate many peoples' tendency to refer to a dog as a gender while calling all cats "it."

And of course, you can't forget media. According to almost every movie, book, and other propaganda featuring cats and dogs together, the dogs are perfect, wonderful and just the best thing in the world. Whereas, the cats are every synonym for evil, ugly, sadistic and mean. The only glaringly obvious exception I can think of is "Oliver and Company." Oliver actually sides with the dogs willingly and is friends with them, which MUST be the reason why it got such bad reviews. [/sarcasm]

So yeah, a lot of this was ranting, but it's not dogs I hate, not at all. It's what far too many people project of them, while completely stomping on the entire being of cats. And before any of you jump on me for being so outrageous, name 5 people you hear always talking shit about dogs while purring over how great cats are.

Anonymous said...

Ivy, you piece of shit, cats are so beautiful while dogs are disgusting and you've got the nerve to insult the cute cats! Listen, Ivy the Bitch, I hate dogs! I HATE HATE HATE DOGS!!!!!! I remember that Chernoguz's stupid farking family miniature poodle named Jules and she is so FARKING ANNOYING!!!!! She barks for no reason, she poops, pees and tries to jump all over me! Her clueless owners hardly keep her on the leash, so everytime I come to their house, or everytime they would come and see me and bring her here, I always have to worry about her jumping and running me! I also know that Targan's family doberman named Dante...he's so big! He tries to jump on everybody (including me) all the time. He also stinks like shit, he poops and pees everywhere! I just wanna kick your ass! I also wanna kick those retarded mutts! Mark my words, Ivy: I'M A DOG HATER, BITCH!!!!! DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

FUCK YOU! I have a dog and she is adorable! If you want to go hate dogs and their owners, then you should go fuckin rott in a hole because dogs are nice and half the people in the world have dogs so fuck off.

Anonymous said...

Listen, fucker, STOP INSULTING US FOR HATING DOGS!!!!! YOU DESERVE HATRED AND SO DO DOGS!!!! I LOVE CATS!!!!!! DEAL WITH IT!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Stop being a fucking hater. A dog should piss and shit all over your face.

Ivy, again said...

In response to the person who just like totally bashed me.....I didn't mean to insult cats. I love cats. What I was getting at is how when they are compared to dogs, lots of people basically trash cats and it really annoys me. And of course the dogs are seen as practically flawless. That's annoying too.

So yeah, anonymous person who posted after me, I wasn't trying to say that cats deserve to die, because they don't. Sorry if it came off that way. I was ranting on that last post.

Anonymous said...

yeah dogs are pretty dumb in general

Kit from England said...

All fair and valid comments! I think the bottom line here is - if you are a dog lover please do not assume everyone relishes: a) being attacked by them, b) being crotch-sniffed by them, c) being slobbered on by them or d) stepping in their poo. One would call the police and report a serious case of assault if a person did these things to you.
So please dog lovers - spare a thought for those who don't wish to be subjected to any of the above.

Cats outsmart dogs any day said...

Yeah.. I hate dogs. Not all of them, but pretty much 90% of them due to the fact that I was attacked and aggressively chased by them in my own front yard when I was a kid more than once by dumb ass neighbors that just let them roam free.

My boyfriend is trying to talk me into having a dog and I just will not have it. He thinks it is perfectly OKAY to let a smelly, farting, hairy, slobbering mongrel sleep in bed with us! HA yeah right! I told him to be prepared for me to neglect it. I have no trust for them AT ALL.

Plus, it seems like when dog owners "correct" their dogs, it involves loud and annoying, repetitive yelling. Thats just not my style. When I go to my friends house, they have 2 labs that jump and lick on me, even put a hole in a brand new jacket with its teeth by thinking that when I was pushing it away from me I was playing. And the owners tell me to correct their dog!

And!! one time... no joke... I needed to change my.. uuhh... feminine hygiene product.. and i very discreetly wrapped up the plastic applicator with TP in the bathroom trash... and the fuckin dog brought it out into the living room in front of EVERYONE!! I was absolutely mortified!!

They slobber, stink, fart up a storm, extremely destructive, messy, hair shedding, untrustworthy, high maintenance, barking, other unleashed dogs, dog fights, ass sniffing, ew.. not to mention when that nasty pink lipstick sticks out.. Ewwwww. I just don't like dogs in any way, shape or form. I feel like I haven't even begun, but I am trying to keep this somewhat short!

But just for the record.. I do care alot about their welfare because I DO NOT believe ANY animal should suffer, EVER. I am just venting because my boyfriend is trying to talk me into getting one and I am disturbed my it.

Anonymous said...

You definitely can tell who is a dog lover and who is an intellectual from this entire rant.
All I can say is THANK YOU. At least I'm not the only person who thinks this. It's like if you don't like those vicious, dirty creatures and pretty much worship them, then you just aren't human and you are beneath those ignorant dog lovers who just LOVE acting "holier than thou".
I came across an extreme dog lover and their attacking extreme dog loving friends (because, like dogs, dog lovers love attacking people in a pack and are too cowardly to defend for themselves as I was today) and completely insulted me about the reasons I don't like dogs: exactly what was written above and more. I like cats myself, but, of course, dog lovers are ignorant to the fact just because their dog apparently doesn't do that all dogs don't do it and accuse all other cats of doing it, totally contradicting themselves. How could anybody NOT like their disgusting, aggressive bundles of joy? Just venting after being insulted unfairly with my views of cats and dogs today.
P.S. Ignorant, dog-worshiping individuals: Everyone is entitled to their opinion. Just because you love your dogs doesn't meant the world shares your views. Sorry to break the news to you. :-)

Anonymous said...

Ivy, I believe you and I'm sorry, too, for ranting at you about cats and dogs. You are entitled to your opinion.

And to the disrespectful Anonymous for posting after me, please, get a damn life. You have no right to insult anyone for being a dog hater. If you truly love those disgusting animals, like dogs, then do us a big favor and crawl under the rock.

To all the rabid dog lovers, those who love dogs and have them stink everything up are nothing but sick retarded fucks that have no life.

Anonymous said...

Kit from England....THANK YOU! I really hate how dog lovers just assume that EVERYBODY is a dog lover. I have news for you....we are not! My husband and I have a dog and I hate dogs. Having a dog has made me hate them even more.

Being a dog hater, I have placed heavy emphasis on behavior training with my dog. Why? Because I know that not everybody likes dogs and I want my dog to behave when other dog haters, such as myself, are around. My husband and I have taught our dog not to jump on people, not to sniff crotches, not to pee in the house, not to bark, not to take off after people etc. In my opionion, how your dog behaves says a lot about you.

Anonymous said...

I'm totally with you on hating dogs. They stink, they're noisy and filthy, and their idiot owners don't have the decency to keep them away when they lick, drool, hump, slime you.

I will not visit people who have dogs anymore. It's so not worth having to take a shower and send all my clothes for cleaning.

DOG HATER FROM HONG KONG said...

Amazing,you speak my mind.Now I feel I'm not alone.

I really hate dogs,but one of my family member keep one,so I have no choice but to deal with that thing every single day,that family member go to work during the day and I'm the one who deal with its pee and shit,and that thing just pee and shit whenever,wherever it feels like.to be honest I really hate it,I've to mop the floor twice a day..fxxk it,I wish I can chase it out from the house NOW!!!

Anonymous said...

It truly is the moronic dog owners that are to be hated, and I'm not talking all dog owners, just the ones that think dogs have the right to piss and shit wherever they want. Why is it illegal to urniate in public, but letting a dog do so isn't? Public indecency aside, isn't piss, well piss? It still stinks the same and pose the equal amount of health risks.I don't want to walk by or accidentally step through anykind of piss animal or not. So to the idiots that think their dogs have the right to piss wherever, I hope you livve next to children who piss on your shit.

Anonymous said...

Dogs Suck!!!!!!!!!! I am a homeowner. the dogs I have had destroyed everything!!!!! I dont have dogs anymore. Now the neighbors dogs ruin my yard. they dig, howl, whine, shed, hump small children, bite your friends, piss on everything under 2 feet (tomatoes) yum, shit in my yard, eat my ducks, tear screen doors, If I wanted garbage all over my yard I would put it there myself. How about fleas!!! Worms!!! Nice to see a friends dog drag his ass across your rug.ha ha ha lol makes me giddy. Stay out NO DOGS ALOWED!!!! How about when you roll up in your brand new honda and your friends dog jumps up on your $25,000 dollar car. What a silly dog hes excited to see you!!!!!! Well I feel like shooting something when I get excited!!!!
I am glad to have found this site. Now I know I am not alone. This is America I dont have to like dogs!!!!! I hate dogs!!!!! The only thing worse than dogs is puppys. Oh so cute! Dog owners should be more considerate of their mongrel pets and stop trying to convert us people who are not under the "dog spell"

Dan said...

i am always boggled how people think you're insane, or there's something "wrong with you" if you don't like dogs when it is OBVIOUSLY the opposite case.
People will enslave an animal, and overlook that it costs money to feed, shits and pisses where it wants, can be dangerous to people, and will bark at frighten and harass anyone who it's near on top of countless other downfalls JUST because they enjoy the "love" it gives them.
It's totally psychotic!

Anonymous said...

Thanks! I hate dogs too.

Actually, I am terrified of them. Yet, people think it's okay for their unleashed dog to run up to me while I cower in fear. Can't they see how offensive dogs are. I have no right to walk down my street or on a trail without fear that some numbskull is going to have their dog off-leash to slobber on me and jump up on me. If I have a heart attack someday, it will be all their fault. Dog owners have no idea how bad it gets when you are tortured by these vile animals.

Keep up the good work.

Anonymous said...

The dogs are filthy and bad animals but majority of the dog owners are the worst.
Most of these peoples are love deprived, control freaks, have chronic mental illness and they are seriously retarded. Dog shit stinks but for them its fragrant just as they like to be licked by a dog's filthy mouth.They find it very cute when their dogs chase or attack other people and they assume that having a dog means a permission to let their dog shit anywhere they want.(
It is hard to get a peaceful walk in a park or street these days without being barked or chased by a dog. These people should accept the fact that there are people who do not like dogs at all.

Anonymous said...

i hate dogs becuse they get all the attention. in austrailia a doge walkis its sack of meat body in to a hole the govement spends 1000s of tax payers to save it whils thousends of endangered animals and starving poeple are dying and half the world dousent own dogs the western society has less than half and the east has much less than hardly half the world likes dogs. whene ever i go outside a dog barkes at me and when i go back in the nextdoor nabors dog still dous bark for hours i carnt get to sleep at night. dogs also dont love they want attention and they give attention they dont love. and dogs do there shit every were cats at least have the dignety to dig a hole and burie it and not go indoors and if they do its becus no one will lete them out and dog owners are shits DOGS SUX!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I have to agree with the author here. But I don't place blame on the dogs themselves as much as I place blame on the dog owners. Dogs can be great pets if trained correctly. Unfortunately, the owners need training themselves. I have 3 dogs on my block alone, who are never leashed, and love to crap on my lawn. I have 3 children who like to play on that lawn, is it necessary to have to tell them to watch out for dog shit? I don't own a pet. Why should I have to worry about my kids stepping in someone else's dog's shit? Not to mention, 1 of the dogs is downright dangerous. It snuck up on one of my children last summer and snapped at her. I pulled out my 9mm and told the owner if it happened again, I would bnlow the fucking dog's head off. He called the police on me and they did nothing to hurt or help my situation. They did however have to explain to the dog owner that human life is more important than an animal's life. That's how these owners are. They need to be explained that humans are more important. Sick sons of bitches! Well, at least he knows that if his dog approaches my kids one more time, I will be putting a couple of hollow point rounds right between the dogs eyes......

Anonymous said...

DOG LOVERS ARE RUDE ASSHOLES

Anonymous said...

SHUT YOUR SOB NOISE POLLUTING DOG UP
DOG LOVING JERKS
Dogs owed by idiots put thousands of kids in the hospital every year and world wide dogs kill scores of people.

have a dog if you want but don't bother quiet decent people with your turn eating dog, if you can't do that get a gold fish for a pet- dog moron

Jason said...

It always amazes me that dog owners don't want their dogs shitting in their own yards so they have to walk them to someone else's to let them shit and piss.
In my city it is illegal to let your pet piss or shit anywhere at all that isn't your own property yet I still had to put up signs to keep people off my lawn and I have had to run several off.
Dog owners suck. Keep your dog shit in your own yard you dirty bitches.

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Anonymous said...

Really, how many dog owners do you meet that aren't jerks? There are a few, but not many (maybe 10%). It's time folks stopped being so nice to them: complain to the management (and owner directly) when you see them in stores, complain when you see them in parks, call the assholes at 2 a.m. when you hear there dogs barking, laugh at people you know when you see them talking to their dogs or swooning over some one elses. Quit being so nice to these rude, arrogent fools. Stand up! ALL of our public spaces are being overun with them! Any of you, can you go outside - right now - and NOT hear a dog barking? Can you ever go ANYWHERE and not have to listen to some mentally challenged persons stupid dog? Dog lovers are generally idiots.

Anonymous said...

If you hate going to a dog-owner's house so much, then DON'T GO! That is their home, and if they want to have a dog, then fine. But don't insult them in their own home for having a dog! It's like me coming into your house and picking on your taste in furniture. It's just plain disrespectful.

Anonymous said...

Ever notice how when you tell people you don't like dogs they look at you like you said you don't like blacks or jews,It's fucking crazy fuck dogs and especially fuck dog owners.

Anonymous said...

I generally like the idea of dogs, but i agree the mess they leave is unacceptable. Also the way some owners let them be agressive when defending their propert but then take them for walks and are surprised that the dogs act agressively in public spaces.

Get a grip dog owners, the only problem we have with dogs is the public dog mess and agressive public behaviour toward children, walkers, runners, cyclists and horse riders. Dont be pointlessly defensive, just understand that people....and this includes responsible dog owners do not like to be frightened by out of control dogs or to get home with dog mess on them.

Surely any reasonable person can understand that. This doesnt mean we are sociopaths, have no friends or will never be happy.

Anonymous said...

I am not sure how your blog came up on my google, the way you feel about dogs I feel about people with cell phones, blackberries and little screaming children. I also have no respect for people who do not respect their visitors by letting their dogs jump on them. I would not go as far as banning them though. I have a dog, i do pick up after him, I do not let him bark incessantly and disturb my neighbors, and when i have visitiors he is not allowed to visit with them, he goes into a room with a closed door. Is all about respect for one another and consideration.

Anonymous said...

I like dogs, but most owners in the city piss me off. Their dogs bark 24/7 when they are out. They leave dog shit everywhere. They all think it is OK to just let their dogs off the leash whenever. Fuck that. Put the god damn beast on a leash at least. It won't kill the mongrel, now will it?

My favorite is the incredibly common tiny woman being dragged along by her huge fucking dog. Yes, out for a walk? Hardly. They seem to have almost no control over the dog. Now THAT is scary.

Anonymous said...

True...too many dog owners are irresponsible and/or inconsiderate. ...Not all, though.

Too many drivers are irresponsible and/or inconsiderate.

Too many parents are irresponsible and inconsiderate.

I like all living things, for the most part. I have particular venom for hypocrites and dishonest people.

It borders on retardation to hold an animal responsible for the actions of its human owner.

It's hypocritical to vilify one group, while excusing another group for the same, or worse, behavior.

It's the hypocrisy that bothers me. I just stayed at a hotel on the weekend, and there were children and parents yelling and running up and down the hallway outside my room from about 7am 'till 10am. (I didn't arrive until 2am, and was attempting to sleep-in.) Had it been a dog making that racket, the owner would've been asked to leave the hotel. ...But not parents and their ill-mannered spawn.

I'm described as a dog expert. I trained dogs for 30 years. I am a canine aggression expert. I was a dog bite researcher for many years. I am an author, and I taught responsible dog ownership for many, many years. It is perhaps because of this expertise that I frequently find myself thinking, or saying, "I hate dog owners."

Of course I don't actually "hate" dog owners. Only idiots "hate." And not all dog owners are worthy of disdain. Myself, as an example, I've never had a single complaint about one of my dogs. In fact, I've received nothing but compliments on my dogs' exemplary behavior. But, I'm afraid dog owners like me are a rarity, unfortunately.

Since the passing of my last dog, I've happily joined the ranks of the non-dog-owing public (much to my husband's dismay). Responsible dog ownership is a tremendous commitment of time, money, and energy. In addition to 4+ daily walks and daily training sessions, a dog (esp. a giant breed dog like my Great Danes) requires extra daily housekeeping, weekly bathing and nail trimming, trips to the veterinarian, extra accommodation for things like travel, etc., etc. Where children can soon get their own food or drinks or use the washroom, dogs will always rely on their owners to provide access to these things. I say it's like having a perpetual toddler for 10-15 years.

To correct some of the myths, nearly all dogs will never be involved in an attack, and the dog least likely to bite is one being walked in public, by its owner. Dogs will never be as dangerous as men. More people die tripping over their slippers, than are killed by dogs, each year. More dangerous than dogs are sports, cars, swimming pools, marbles, balloons, and five gallon buckets. (Yes, you read that correctly.) Children are 100 times more likely to be killed by their own parents, than by a dog.

The thing is, fearful people tend not to be terribly rational. No room for facts where hysteria & hyperbole are concerned.

Yes, most dog owners (parents, drivers, cyclists, etc.) are jerks. The fact is, at least half of all American families own pet dogs. Thus, dogs are likely to remain a big part of society for years to come. Blaming dogs is not only unfair, but silly. Last time I checked, dogs had neither the ability to change their circumstances, nor to select good owners. As a former canine legislative consultant, I pushed for the strongest penalties against negligent dog owners. Just as blaming dogs is pointless, so is just ranting about dog owners on the Internet. I know all too well that merely complaining about something won't change a thing.

Dog owners will never behave more responsibly if the focus is always on blaming their voiceless dogs. That's what negligent owners count on! ...That people will vilify their dogs, rather than holding them accountable for not properly training and supervising their dogs. Most people play right into their hands, as we've seen here.

Anonymous said...

True...too many dog owners are irresponsible and/or inconsiderate. ...Not all, though.

Too many drivers are irresponsible and/or inconsiderate.

Too many parents are irresponsible and inconsiderate.

I like all living things, for the most part. I have particular venom for hypocrites and dishonest people.

It borders on retardation to hold an animal responsible for the actions of its human owner.

It's hypocritical to vilify one group, while excusing another group for the same, or worse, behavior.

It's the hypocrisy that bothers me. I just stayed at a hotel on the weekend, and there were children and parents yelling and running up and down the hallway outside my room from about 7am 'till 10am. (I didn't arrive until 2am, and was attempting to sleep-in.) Had it been a dog making that racket, the owner would've been asked to leave the hotel. ...But not parents and their ill-mannered spawn.

I'm described as a dog expert. I trained dogs for 30 years. I am a canine aggression expert. I was a dog bite researcher for many years. I am an author, and I taught responsible dog ownership for many, many years. It is perhaps because of this expertise that I frequently find myself thinking, or saying, "I hate dog owners."

Of course I don't actually "hate" dog owners. Only idiots "hate." And not all dog owners are worthy of disdain. Myself, as an example, I've never had a single complaint about one of my dogs. In fact, I've received nothing but compliments on my dogs' exemplary behavior. But, I'm afraid dog owners like me are a rarity, unfortunately.

Since the passing of my last dog, I've happily joined the ranks of the non-dog-owing public (much to my husband's dismay). Responsible dog ownership is a tremendous commitment of time, money, and energy. In addition to 4+ daily walks and daily training sessions, a dog (esp. a giant breed dog like my Great Danes) requires extra daily housekeeping, weekly bathing and nail trimming, trips to the veterinarian, extra accommodation for things like travel, etc., etc. Where children can soon get their own food or drinks or use the washroom, dogs will always rely on their owners to provide access to these things. I say it's like having a perpetual toddler for 10-15 years.

To correct some of the myths, nearly all dogs will never be involved in an attack, and the dog least likely to bite is one being walked in public, by its owner. Dogs will never be as dangerous as men. More people die tripping over their slippers, than are killed by dogs, each year. More dangerous than dogs are sports, cars, swimming pools, marbles, balloons, and five gallon buckets. (Yes, you read that correctly.) Children are 100 times more likely to be killed by their own parents, than by a dog.

The thing is, fearful people tend not to be terribly rational. No room for facts where hysteria & hyperbole are concerned.

Yes, most dog owners (parents, drivers, cyclists, etc.) are jerks. The fact is, at least half of all American families own pet dogs. Thus, dogs are likely to remain a big part of society for years to come. Blaming dogs is not only unfair, but silly. Last time I checked, dogs had neither the ability to change their circumstances, nor to select good owners. As a former canine legislative consultant, I pushed for the strongest penalties against negligent dog owners. Just as blaming dogs is pointless, so is just ranting about dog owners on the Internet. I know all too well that merely complaining about something won't change a thing.

Dog owners will never behave more responsibly if the focus is always on blaming their voiceless dogs. That's what negligent owners count on! ...That people will vilify their dogs, rather than holding them accountable for not properly training and supervising their dogs. Most people play right into their hands, as we've seen here.

Anonymous said...

Dog owners are the worst! Especially if they don't take their freaking barking dog inside. If you can't take care of an animal, don't get one! Losers.

Anonymous said...

Suppose thousands of people let their kids piss and shit on the street.Even if they cleaned up with a bag or paper, piss and residue from shit would still remain as a health hazard.A situation similar to that posed by having thousands'or millions of dogs in a city.

Anonymous said...

Its not right for you as a person to generalise dog's and dog owners so openly. I have two dogs and have had other dogs all my life. From personal experience of having them I would say they are the most obedient and loving creatures on the planet. Including people. If you don't like dogs don't go near them. No I take that back just get used to them.
Do you have too much time on yours hands? Is that why your just openly critising everything. Its a ridiculour and stupid thing to do so just stop it.

Anonymous said...

me tinks dogsies is good. if yoo disagrees and cursies, yoo is ghetto. also, dogsies tastes likes chickensies. peace outsies hateries. >:D

Jenna Short said...

That was hysterical and thank you for that. I TOTALLY AGREE!!!!!!!

Skyler said...

Dog lovers gross me out because they let the dog lick them on the mouth (after licking their dog-asses first). They could just cut out the middle man and lick the dogs' ass because it's basically the same thing.

In addition, most of my dog-owning friends spend a lot of our visit yelling at the dog to not jump on her! Stop licking her crotch! Stop slobbering on her! And the dog does as he pleases. Far be it from them to engage the services of a dog trainer.

Well-behaved dogs get a bad rap. It's just too bad that the majority of people don't train their dogs. And every dog lover I know thinks their untrained dogs ARE well-behaved. They also think everyone else loves their dog as much as they do.

When you tell a dog lover that their dog has misbehaved, I love how the owner takes up for the dog, denies that it happened or just stares at you blankly like they don't understand the language you are talking. I've seen it happen again and again.

And dog lovers slam those of us who aren't intersted in putting ourselves through the hell of owning a dog? I don't get it.

Rhea said...

I completely agree with you. There are many dog owners who are completely retarded. And what better proof can you see than right here - look at the kind of attitude, language and comments posted by so called 'dog lovers'? Infact, I found a ridiculous one who even thinks he can use his dog to kill people who offend him. Pathetic nut cases.

Anonymous said...

I dislike dogs and dog owners. You have to be a filthy person by nature to own a dog. I have not once been to a dog owner's house that didn't stink upon entering like a dog, that had clean urine free carpets, or a clean sofa. It's disgusting how these people live with fleas and dog feces and urine all over the house. And sleeping in a bed with a dog? are you crazy? In 5 years when dog owners start dropping dead of dog to human transmitted diseases all of us normal clean people will have the last laugh. Most people who own dogs have little to no friends because they are losers and need something underfoot constantly to remind them how awesome they are. And believing a dog can love you? Ahahahaha. I could axe murder you right in front of your precious pooch and then give the dog a treat and suddenly i'm the one it "loves". Also consider the fact that if you died suddenly in your home your little doggie woggie would be chewing you to the bone within 3 hours. But that's dog love right? I hope none of you dog lovers are allowed to breed. No child deserves parents who would raise them in such incredible conditions.

Anonymous said...

I just love that dog owners brag about the unconditional love their pet gives them. ask yourself, what kind of person wants unconditional love? Every woman I have dated that owned a dog has some sort of god complex. I also will make the point that they all have had male dogs and do you know what the first thing they do once they are in charge of a males life is? That's right they chop of there testicles. As for their excuse, "it makes them healthier." I find that to be fucking hilarious, the only thing it does is give you taylor made pussy who will wag its tail at you and give you big love eyes for a piece of shit dried up dog treat. You need to come to terms with the fact that you are incapable of actually making something with human reasoning love you and yes....... Your fucking defiective. But hey god bless your dog, it's just a huge clue that you are bat shit crazy and I need to stay away from you. As for cat lovers...... Do you know that if it was big enough it would try and eat you. Just think if it was two honored pounds it would bite your neck and strangle you while it's teeth penetrated your jugular. You don't believe me? Just ask the mouse it toted with while it killed. Again thanks for the blazing clue that you are indeed fucked up and I should stay away from you.

Anonymous said...

I live in NYC and on top of lack of space, the trash, the funck of unwashed people, the flems, the throw-ups, people spitting everywhere, pigeon shit, dirty subways-> there's dog shit every where you go. I don't blame the dogs, but I can't stand the dog owners for not picking up the shit. I prefer cats., not that their shit smells any better I just like them more.

Anonymous said...

Wow! Could barley get through half these comments. The authour is complaining about ignorrent dogs, with no manners. Raised by ignorrent people who leave dog shit on the ground. You shouldn't hate dogs in general, because of a majority of irresponsiable owners. Dogs can be good companions when trained, raised and cared for properly. I like my dogs, cause they are trained and would never jump on someone! Plus the cost of dog shit bags adds up in a month, but its better than leaving that shit on the ground for someone to step in. On the other hand, I dilike most peoples dogs for the reasons the author submitted. Yet I try to keep in mind, its up to the owner to teach the dog what appropriate and whats not. That makes me hate the stupid jerk off owner!

Anonymous said...

I hate dog owners in general. I was dating a cool guy and everything was going good until he got a dog. Piss and shit everywhere, the house (his investment) is so disgusting and stinks like dirty mangy dog. He completely ignores his cat for that dog, stating how he doesn't want to make that flea bag jealous. Dog is poorly trained i.e jumps on everyone, licking constantly it even tries to lick your face, pissing and shitting in the house still, I almost stepped in it this morning. Absolutely disgusting!! I am about to end our year long relationship. Definitely no big loss, i can settle for a man who doesn't worship something that eats her own shit.

Anonymous said...

Dogs, when left to their own devices, will effectively be wolves. This is a fact of life. When a dog misbevaves, the owner should be held accountable, just like if he launches a Mars Rover into the 'hood with a loaded gun onboard with safety disengaged. If someone did the latter and it locked onto a person and it popped the person, the owner of said Mars Rover would be up for murder.

If someone launches a dog into the neighborhood to roam free and it kills someone the owner should be held accountable the same way. Any dog owner doing that and the dog bites someone but not murders the person the owner should be up for Assault With A Deadly Weapon charges. Throw such an owner into the slammer where he belongs.

There are so many retarded irresponsible dog owners out there that it's not funny. More power to those ethnic groups who prey on stray dogs to put into the "Viagra Soup". For those of the certain ethnic groups - you know who you are - try the Dan Ryan Woods on Chicago's south side. Just use Google Maps and plan your mission accordingly. :)

They need to license the dog OWNERS like how drivers are licensed. And have dogs "fixed" at the puppy mill and chipped so they have a VIN number. And have the dogs registered just like the cars.

Anonymous said...

Couldn't have said it better than Dan did. These psychotic dog owners overlook every vile, disgusting, dangerous, dirty, annoying aspect of a dog just because the dumb animal 'loves me unconditionally' To say this is an illness is an understatement. To say it is sad and pathetic and bizarre are also understatements. If only dog owners had respect for anyone other than themselves it would be fine but dogowners, by their very nature, cannot be unselfish and/or think rationally. I carry dog mace just in case I'm attacked.

Anonymous said...

This comment just proves how sick and twisted dog owner's minds are:

'From personal experience of having them I would say they are the most obedient and loving creatures on the planet. Including people. If you don't like dogs don't go near them. No I take that back just get used to them.'

This statement is so sick. First of all what makes this person prefer 'obedience'. I guess it's easier to associate with a dumb animal that will listen to your command than a real life human being. Sort of like having your dolls or G.I. Joes suddenly come to life. 2ndly, I won't get used to them. I carry mace. If a dog approaches me in anyway, to jump on me or lick me, I will mace it and the owner. I have the right to personal safety. Your love of dogs doesn't negate that though you are probably sick/obsessed enough to think it does.

Anonymous said...

You would really hate to work or even live very close to enclosed dog parks. It's interesting that these health hazards are popping up everywhere like Starbucks at every corner. You would hate the behavior of some of these dogs and dog owners at some of these places. They just ignore the dogs while socializing with other dog owners, talk on their cells, leave the area and come back when they are ready to pick up their dog and go home. These dogs are usually not trained well as per barking constantly, crapping and pissing anywhere, snipping at their own owners, knocking children down that are brought inside it etc.

Sheldon Nesdale said...

So true :) Here are 10 reasons why I hate dogs: http://www.whyihatedogs.com/top-10-reasons-why-i-hate-dogs/

Anonymous said...

Its just a dogs nature to be fucking retarded! I hate every dog owner! and you know what you people are forgetting its not worth owning a dog! If that dog were to attack a child or me or anyone else...you can be sued! I have the right to take you to court and you can loose your house, all your money! Did you know that? People talk about how dogs are loyal..well you keep them hostage! where else are they they going to go? Dogs can't hold down a jobs!

Its disgusting how people sleep in bed with their dogs! while fucking their wife or husband! dog fur in between their privates! It sickens me when people call their dogs "family members" no its not...normal people don't buy their families or pick up a relative from a animal store! Last time i checked i didn't have a dog for a mother! Get some real human children...what you do for your human children will pay off...when your old and grey for the most part 85% of the time your daughter or son will take care of you! Not your dog! Get real! Wake the fuck up!

Stop taking your dogs to get pictures done..your dog looks like every other dog the same breed, if i shoot your dog in the head and ur at work..i can replace it by the same looking shit-hound in the animal store! you really wouldn't know the difference - just that it seems a little different at first!
(cont...

Anonymous said...

...part 2)
Dogs are a waste of money! they live 14 years shit around cause stress to people and family members then die! Why not spend that money on adoption of orphan children that need a mommy or daddy? Why a dog, that really doesn't care about you! It doesn't care about you..it only cares that you feed it! You keep it hostage..ever heard of stockhome sydrome? If you were killed 2 days later the dog will eat your body..if you were shot walking your dog...i could pick up your dog..it will act like nothing happened and be "loyal" to me too.

Have human children! Dogs don't make the world go around nor have they invented the cure for cancer! Dogs shit, eat, sleep, fuck, lick ass'es and bark and bark all day. Dogs should only be limited to those that are the police K9 unit, cause if the dogs acts out can be taken out by the police! Or the blind! Other than that all those shitty breeds should be exterminated in a dog holocaust! There are too many dogs..and all dogs should be licensed and owners should be liable (which they are) but there should be 2 year training for any dog owners! Alot of people don't realize how annoying and problematic dogs are!

Many babies are killed by the "friendly family dog" I hear a case every week. Just 2 weeks ago a new born baby girl..that the family have been trying for years to conceive was ripped apart by a every nice dog...the dog was so nice they felt very safe..they walked into the nursery and the babies head was torn off and the arm was on the other side of the room! DOGS ARE JEALOUS animals!

THERE ARE MORE REASONS NOT TO HAVE A DOG THEN TO HAVE ONE..OH YEA..THE MOST PART DOGS DON'T PROTECT YOUR HOME..THEY BARK..IF I TAKE A BAT TO YOUR DOGS HEAD IT WILL WIPER AWAY...GET A FUCKING ADT ALARM SYSTEM NOT A DOG!

If i find out you own a dog i'll make sure i'll come into your home with my shoes on and walk around..why not...you don't repect your space you live in its dirty. I think its disgusting how dogs have shit-berries hanging from their ass'es and they sit on your bed! All dogs are disgusting and so are all dog owners...If i see your dog on the road, i'm not going to stop! because your dog should be on a leash..i would RUN THAT ANIMAL DOWN AND WATCH AS THE SHIT-BAG GOES FLYING! AND YOU AS THE DOG OWNER IS LIABLE!

funny how its okay to hunt animals..like sheep, deer killing cows etc..but those animals like a cow do so much for us by giving us milk...but its not okay to hunt a dog? really? why are dogs put up on a pedestal? not cows or cats? Cats are 10 times better at least they burry their own shit..and don't meow up a storm! Get a fucking rabbit for a pet not a dog! No wonder people throw poison in dog parks..cause they annoying! The world could really do better without dogs!

Anonymous said...

As a dog owner (by default not choice, my fiancee had the damn thing when I met him) I feel the same way. The negligence and excuses of dog owners are endless. In six months I was attacked by two dogs, both being walked without a leash in a park that does not permit dogs unless leashed. Almost nobody who goes there picks up the dogshit and the smell wafts constantly. I am regularly charged by dogs sitting out front UNleashed and UNcontrolled by their owners; one ran across the street to get at me (Yoo hoo! Your dog could have been hit by a car dumbass). There are dogs barking incessantly all hours of the day and night (are the owners DEAF???). There are large overly agressive dogs throwing themselves against the gates and doors as I walk past. ALL dog owners should read dogbitelaw.com to realize what their responsibilities and liabilities are.

wokeupthismorning100 said...

".If i see your dog on the road, i'm not going to stop! because your dog should be on a leash..i would RUN THAT ANIMAL DOWN AND WATCH AS THE SHIT-BAG GOES FLYING"



How would YOU like it if I ran you over and left you for dead, you lazy, heartless fatass.

Anonymous said...

Wokeupthismorning100,

You are right to be concerned about this comment (and others). Lack of empathy, and delighting in harm to other living creatures, is typically a sign the person is a sociopath or psychopath.

Anyone who would intentionally harm an animal is as likely to justify committing harm against another person.

Too many studies have proved a link between lack of empathy for people and animals, and a host of personality disorders, to deny a correlation.

I did my own study, several years ago. I asked people if they could name someone they knew personally, who both "hated (animals or a specific animal)" and was a good person.

"Good" was defined by characteristics such as honesty, kindness, generosity, plus doing volunteer work, donating to charity, etc.

Most respondents did know at least one person who didn't like animals. However, they would not describe him/her as a "good" person.

I only had a few people claim an animal hater they knew was also a good person. I only got a chance to interview a few of those, but did find the claim that the person was "good" was unfounded, at best. I met with people who were polite enough, but were judgmental, often angry, did no volunteer work and gave almost nothing to charity. In short, they might be nice enough to the person they know, but are not generous, kind, or helpful people towards anyone else in the community.

As a follow-up experiment, I looked at volunteerism and philanthropy amongst self-described animal lovers and animal owners, compared to animal haters.

The results were off the charts. There was almost no comparison, actually.

The people giving their time and money to various community causes are overwhelmingly animal lovers.

As a result, I'm very skeptical of animal haters. Based on what I found, and the people with whom I talked, animal haters seem to be very angry, dissatisfied, disconnected folks. They're not just less likely to do volunteer work or donate a measurable amount of their incomes to charitable causes, they're also less-likely to know their neighbors, and more likely to complain about neighbors.

They seem like a sad lot, overall. I'm still waiting to meet that "good" person who also hates animals. I know he/she is out there...somewhere...that one.

Anonymous said...

As someone who just stepped in dog shit, I have to agree that dog owners suck.

Anonymous said...

And they troll for compliments with dogs, the owner who walks his dog by children, the girl with her dog on her arm, are, always expecting you rui comment on there dog

Anonymous said...

Quite a lot of dog owners are ignorant lazy idiots. They think it's cool or "the in thing" to own a dog. They don't realize the responsibilities of owning a pet. Dogs are not people!! They are ANIMALS and have certain needs that have to be met. I have neighbors that think putting them in the yard and letting them bark is okay. Dogs need to be walked!! Dogs want to roam. They don't want to be stuck behind a fence all day. Do you think these self described dog owners are out walking their dogs?? No way, that would involve getting off their fat asses and doing something. Unfortunately, for the dog it's a life a hell.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, pets and all animals suck, they wont obey, bla bla bla..... let's kill that animal because it did something wrong, animal lovers are idiots because they arent egocentric human protector idiots... they harm children bla bla, but you dont whine when a stupid kid is beating a poor innocent animal its right isnt it? or when a psycho bastard kills a poor animal for fun (stupid children included here, and when a stupid kid WHO CAN UNDERSTAND WORDS still misbehaves and do wathever IT pleases its ok isnt it?

Yep, im a sick person because i do love animals (and no, i dont own a dog), and i would KILL ALL YOUR STUPID CHILDREN AND RIP YOUR BOOBS AWAY OR CASTRATE YOU TO PROTECT MY PETS IF IT WERE THE PRICE, yep, humans are more importants than animals, even if animals are there for you, and love you and persons are heartless scumbags who betray, lie, fake, and children are just the worst plague on earth, even understanding words they dont obey, they tease you when they want, steal stuff from you, annoy you, and more more... and they KILL animals for fun, id love to hunt those bastards myself so they could feel what they do to poor inocent cretures.

ANIMALS ARE FAR BETTER THAN ANY OF YOUR FILTHY KIDS, AND ARE BETTER THAN YOU EGOCENTRIC BASTARDS (and i would TOTALLY rather kill any of you than an inocent animal.

(And no, im no emo or whatever, fuck em too, you cant trust scumbags, i mean humans,as you can with animals), and if you dont agree GO FUCK YOURSELF FILTHY ANIMAL MURDERING CRIMINALS, and no, im not hippie either, i eat meat just like lions eat human animals too, and i would use fur coats, not because im a snobby bastard like you bitches but because its so confy and its made from dangerous animals that would kill me, not inocent precious animals; so no, im not peta hardcore lover either).

BTW did i alredy mentioned fuck you fucking criminals and your filthy whiny alien babies and you criminal scumbag children? yes? well, ok,and i dont give a fuck if you dont agree with me, i dont give a shit what the invading parasites have to say XD

Anonymous said...

Dog owners suck, but kid owners suck the most. They make you practically walk in the street when their little buddle of freaks trample all over the sidewalk. When some MILF ran over my foot with her stroller, she looked at me like she was ready to shove a shotgun down my throat.

Anonymous said...

I did like dogs before i meet my bf and now i dont like dogs anymore but i realize that is not dogs fault is their seek owners who make me dislike this animals so much, can't believe they love more their animals that the person beside them. I just hate how the justify their bad behavior saying that the dunno nothing better and they can do whatever they want just cuz they are dogs and they can think well so if you own one control them at list on respect of the other ppl

Anonymous said...

Mr. wokeupthismorning100

I just have to say that i dont like dogs doesn't make anybody a bad person i wont ever hurt an animal and ask an animal owner to be respecfull and control their animal behaviour, with who doesn't have the same extreme love for dogs, is a right.And asking you if that you don't like something make you a bad person?

Anonymous said...

I fucking hate them as well. Filthy, stupid animals that eat their own crap. Disgusting.

Anonymous said...

Stupid defender of dogs over humans. You don't like children and babies and willing to kill them over stupid dogs. What a sick individual. What a psycho!!!!

Anonymous said...

Right now, I am listening to the incessant barking of a neighbor's dog, and can't quite tell which yard it is coming from.

I won't go so far as to say I "hate" dogs, I would say that I strongly dislike most of them. Particularly the ones who jump up, lick my feet, stick their nose in my crotch, etc. I don't think dog owners are bad people, just a bit oblivious - clearly they believe everyone loves their dogs as much as they do.

What I don't understand is why people feel the need to bring their dogs (other than service dogs, of course) everywhere - ie Starbucks. There is a local used bookstore that welcomes dogs - last time I went, some damn dog slobbered all over my arm, while the owner half-heartedly apologized, clearly insulted at my disgust!

There are plenty of well-behaved dogs that don't jump, sniff, lick etc, and I respect the owners that take the time to train them properly.

And finally, a message to my dog owning friends, when you are going out of town, pay the extra money to kennel your dog, as I do NOT wish to give up precious weekend time to feed/walk/watch your dog.

Anonymous said...

I am an animal lover. But I completely agree with most of these comments. Dogs can be great, but they're a reflection of their owner.. and unfortunately, many dog owners aren't authoritative enough. I absolutely HATE going to someone's house in which they let their dogs (especially large ones) on their furniture, feed them table scraps, and do't punish them when they jump all over their guests and sniff their crotch.. gross. I can't stand it. Not to mention, they'll grab hold of your shoes, tapestry, or pillows and tear them to shreds. If they'r not torn, they're full of dog slobber. So please, dog owners, discipline your dog!

Anonymous said...

Usually people who dont have dogs and claim to "hate" an animal that has done nothing to them are angry people and really need help. They complain about dogs when dogs are basically kids, they are similar in both ways but it is very dumb and immature to actually "hate" an animal because it is that animal, example thats like me hating pillows because its a pillow, stupid right?

Anonymous said...

Useful, productive farm animals: cows, sheep, pigs, chickens; are not allowed to inflict their intrusive, smelly, noisy presence on people on planes, trains, beaches, parks. So, why should dogs? Many dogs are the size of human adults, teenagers, large children. They produce similar amounts of feces and urine. But, this is nor processed by sewage treatment plants. It is left on streets, beaches, parks. it flows into lakes, rivers, oceans. it is the same as if millions of people defecated, urinated in publec, and most of it was not picked up. Imagine the health crisis that would cause. these creatures use up an awful lot of resources and money. most of them don't do any useful work. it is time that the role of pet dogs in this society is seriously examined. from all angles. Publ;ic health, public safety, ecology, financial. many of the countries kicking the hell, out of America economically owe their economic progress to the fact that they do not waste their money nand resources on millions of use;less mutts!

Anonymous said...

Useful, productive farm animals: cows, sheep, pigs, chickens; are not allowed to inflict their intrusive, smelly, noisy presence on people on planes, trains, beaches, parks. So, why should dogs? Many dogs are the size of human adults, teenagers, large children. They produce similar amounts of feces and urine. But, this is nor processed by sewage treatment plants. It is left on streets, beaches, parks. it flows into lakes, rivers, oceans. it is the same as if millions of people defecated, urinated in publec, and most of it was not picked up. Imagine the health crisis that would cause. these creatures use up an awful lot of resources and money. most of them don't do any useful work. it is time that the role of pet dogs in this society is seriously examined. from all angles. Publ;ic health, public safety, ecology, financial. many of the countries kicking the hell, out of America economically owe their economic progress to the fact that they do not waste their money nand resources on millions of use;less mutts!

Anonymous said...

True, many children are rotten creatures,, like their parents. But, kids and dogs are as different as cheese and chalk. Kids, not dogs, will carry on human civilization; not mutts. Kids, not dogs, will pay into the Social Security, and Medicare systems. Kids, not puppies, grew up and fought to hand Al Qaida its' first defeat, at the Battle of Flight 93! Kids, not dogs, will plant the first sucessful colony on a planet in another solar system. Kids, not dogs, are the only ones who can provide an alternative to the failed, bankrupt, 2 party shell game that misgoverns America, and presides over America's decline. When you are elderly, and too feeble to take care of yourself, your mutts won't be able to take care of you. If you croak at home,instead of the hospital, they will feed on your corpse. Cyrus McCormick invented McCormick's reaper, a harvesting machune that eficiently, quickly harvested grain. On his grave, it says he made bread chwap. No dog will ever do that. George Washington, Abe Lincoln, Susan B. Antony, Elizabeth Stanton, Lech Walesca(founder of the anti-Communist soladarity movement, Thomas Edison, Benjamin Franklin, every hero, heroine that you admire(different people may put different names on a list like this, depending on their views, outlook on history), that made the world better for you, that gained, or defended your rights and freedoms(different names will be put on such a list), that built whatever religion, civilization, philosophy, art, music, culture, nation you claim as yours, were people. Not dogs! No dog will ever, can ever, has ever, done that for you! Or anyone else!

Anonymous said...

"dogs are basically kids"? Dogs are basically wolves whose brains have shrunk in size. Most can no longer sucessfully hunt wild animals; but they still retain the instinct to form packs and attack prey-people, other dog, farm animals. That's is why there must be Zero Tolerance for anyone who allows his/her/their mutt(s0 to roam loose. They nare endangering peoples' lives.

Anonymous said...

these people on these posts are a bunch of fukn morons especially the last 3 before mine ,how could you not like a dog,because you are a selfish arsehole,concerned with himself,you will never match the love loyalty and bravery of a dog,these people who are against dogs are a certain kind of person,the kind that becomes a cop.
dogs have helped humans since the days of primitive man,these arseholes are talking like humans, who are the most destructive evil wasteful selfish arrogant creatures on earth,should't have to hear a dog barking,or complain a dog will never write music or philosophy[what a fukn tool]so that is reason to not let them share the earth.the people complaining are a bunch of pussys who have never owned a dog or a pet for that matter,and fail to see the qualities dogs have that humans could never match.fuk all of you,i would shoot your selfish asses before a dog people are pricks.all they care about is themselves and other worthless humans.dogs helped man hunt,dogs help man in combat with their sharp senses,dogs helped primitive man stay warm,companionship and loyalty,unlike the female human species.so fuk your kids and if you try to corral my dog in any way I will kick your fukn teeth in.
America has become a bunch of ethnic pussies who don't appreciate dogs only and want to treat them like they do in third world dumps like asia and south America and mexico,and that's where all the new americans come from thanks to our traitor govt.all they want to do is fight them for gambling reasons or eat them or abuse them,the new America of colored arseholes is already showing its ugly head by pissing on our canine friends rights which they have earned in sacrifice to this country,unlike a lot of the fukheads posting against dogs.who are you to judge,you are just as worthless if not more.

Anonymous said...

reading these posts make me realize how pussified American males have become,they lick me and sniff my crotch,so what,you are in their territory,they eat their own crap,sounds like words of experience buddy,you are probably a skat pervert,you sterilized,homebodied 40 year old virgins complaining about dogs behind their little computers,living in their moms basement,will never know the happiness a dog brings,and the guy calling the guy a psycho ,he never fukn said that shite,you said that shite,now im saying it I will shoot you if you endanger my dog bottomline,now what say something ill even leave my email.you people are a bunch of complaining losers and are at the heart of the reason animal abuse is overlooked,fuk your kids.they are all a bunch of little brown basterds anyway so eat a dik you will never control dog owners.petty whiners.
burnsalbig@gmail.com
mail me dog haters,plead your whining petty case to me.

Anonymous said...

these people got nothing better to do but complain about dogs who are nothing but a pleasure to own,who cares if you don't l;ike dogs,you have no say in it.

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Dogs are so tasty, especially barbecued :)

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

I agree with you, at my house we have 2 dogs and a cat. They puke and shit on the floor all the fucking time, I'm so sick of it.

And don't get me started on dog owners, some of them are okay but some must think that owning dogs makes them the best person ever.
And if you don't like dogs, that makes you a bad person.

Sorry but not everyone wants to be a bitch to an animal like you. It's one thing to clean up after a child, but fuck doing it for an animal!

Anonymous said...

Dog owners are abrasive, angry, and condescending to everyone who dislikes their little furry pieces of crap. I always question someone who likes dogs.. especially if it's some fat disgusting woman, she probably prefers dog penis in her mouth to her own species' (barely.)

Anonymous said...

My asshole neighbors dog barks every morning at 6:00 wakes me up every morning. They also walk their dogs to crap everywhere. Fuck all you asshole dog owners. STOP OWNING DOGS THEY SUCK!

Anonymous said...

Now they have these leashes that extends way out far. They go up to my house and crap under my windows then go back to their owner. If they were on a regular leash they would stay by their owner and not do that. I hate dogs and dog owners even worse. I'd like to shove the dog owners face in the dog crap.

Anonymous said...

I'd like to shoot all asshole dog owners in the face. How dare you infringe your smelly fucking flea bitten shit making machines on us. Keep your dog shit where it belongs IN YOUR YARD, with you. You're the one who should be living with dog shit not us. You are the one who wants to live with filthy animals not us. AND SHUT THOSE DAMN THINGS UP!. YOU SUCK! You have no right to disturb other people FUCK OFF!

Anonymous said...

I hate dogs.I had too move twice because of barking dogs.The assholes owners can't seem to hear them.And when you ask them if they can do something about their barking dogs,You would of thought I just ask for their first born.I won't move again,I will find a way to kill them,These dog owners can't seem to understand that the barking day and night will drive a person crazy,I tried to work with 3 hours sleep.I drove a big truck and would find myself doseing off,I could of killed a whole family or worse just because I can't sleep at night because of your barking dogs.I would love to have a dollar for every thought I had at night of ways to kill dogs. Shut them up,What the hell is wrong with you people,Does owning a dog make you feel like a big person or what.DAMN DOGS

Anonymous said...

Everyone claims that anyone that can work should. The thing I HATE most about those damnable dogs is that they don't do crap yet they make crap. Alot of crap. OK, Police Dogs, Guard Dogs, etc., are maybe OK but why? THEY HAVE A JOB TO DO! There are too many people. There are too many dogs and cats for that matter. All you dogs and cats and people without a job; ante up or fold out.

Boris the Spider said...

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_meat

Boris the Spider said...

Sig Sauer MK-25 fitted with a SD-9 9mm silencer sounds about right.

Anonymous said...

Dear readers, many of your friends, family, co-workers and other acquaintances have dogs and a goodly number of these people you like if not love.

Putting aside those who have dogs for specific purposes (agriculture, medical, emergency service, circus etc) and looking at those with dogs for pets I'm sure you will realize that dog owners are, in a word, fuckwits.

Now this may be difficult to accept because some of these people will be in your immediate family, some may have a seemingly useful talent of sorts and some may even be considered rich and/or successful but once you scratch that surface it's obvious, isn't it? Fuckwits.

Boorish, overpaid, vapid, annoying, oblivious to the world around them and last but not least self obsessed but somehow through fortuitous happenstance, socialism and an absence of an acceptable eugenics program these useful idiots have thrived - and acquired dogs.

When you get down to it, no one of any worth would willingly own a dog just for the hell of it. For those that seek security - buy an alarm system. For those that want a play thing - grow the fuck up or acknowledge the biological imperative to breed, you damn fools. Trust me, your biological "clock" is not screaming "buy a puppy".

Finally, there is a special place in hell for the dog owner that invites you into their yard littered with land-mine like placement of sulphur wafting dog turds. Willing co-inhabbiting an area with objects that repulse your senses should also be an evolutionary clue that its not fucking sanitary, you morons.

Anonymous said...

My dogs are my children they are precous alk dog haters should die

Anonymous said...

Go kill yourself

Anonymous said...

I have dogs and i have autism running your mouth about people with mental problems is sick jackass

Anonymous said...

Don't visit me then

Anonymous said...

You suck

Anonymous said...

Someone should shoot you

Anonymous said...

I love dogs go buy a gun and shot yourself fuck stick

Anonymous said...

I hope somebody hits you with a hatchet

Anonymous said...

So are people

Anonymous said...

I second that

Anonymous said...

You have a pet leopard

Anonymous said...

If your leaving him because he has a dog then he is better off without you

Anonymous said...

Dogs rule kids drool

Anonymous said...

Wear earplugs

Anonymous said...

What a great blog. Dogs are proof that people are caught in a lower frequency consciousness.
I'm so tired of going to the park with my children and some dog starts barking in my child's face and terrorizing us. The owners never care, since they think that the dog is some kind of primitive furry human, there must be a 'reason' why the dog behaves so.

Anonymous said...

This is hilarious. Mike awesome you are the man I'm still laughing. Dogs are not cool

Anonymous said...

Yeah all dog hater should die especially those who have been innocently walking down the street and then attacked by a dog or multiple dogs because the owners weren't responsible enough to keep them caged. I agree those people should be Die stupid dog haters, pun intended.

Anonymous said...

Dog owner are some of the nastiest people on earth why would you let a animal who licks their body parts kiss you in the mouth and then say a dog's mouth is cleaner than humans the last time I check I never kiss anybody who licks another person butts and piss, you must agree that's nasty and crazy (Dog Lover are Nasty People)

Anonymous said...

So because his opinion doesn't match yours its unnecessary? Talk about ignorance...

Im sure his habits dont involve barking all night and day, drooling on people, sniffing other peoples ass and crotches, shitting eveywhere and destroying yards.

Dogs are an annoyance and those of us who dont own one shouldn't have to deal with them.

Anonymous said...

I dont see how picking up dog shit equals a good life.And nobody on here believes your stupid ass has a police a dog.

I do love cops though since they are the number one killers of annoying dogs.

In all seriousness though...stop typing like a brainless teen and get some human companionship you social retard.

Anonymous said...

I've killed dogs for less...

Anonymous said...

Dogs should NEVER be allowed in the cabins of planes, whether they are service dogs, 'emotional support' dogs (glorified pets, in other words), or fake service dogs (which most of them are). Service dogs are such sacred cows (or dogs) that no-one DARES question whether they should be allowed in the cabin. But think about it. What can a dog do on a plane for a visually impaired person, for example? The dog doesn't know the layout of the plane or where the bathroom is. All the owner is going to do is sit inert in a seat for a few hours with maybe a couple of trips to the bathroom, for which the flight attendants can provide assistance with getting there and back. Look at what happened with that giant mutt that crapped explosive diarrhoea over the plane this week - resulting in the dog lovers rushing to social networking sites to wonder why there was such a fuss over the little one's golden feces. NO DOGS IN PLANE CABINS - EVER!

Anonymous said...

I always question people who worship an animal that eats its own shit...life must be pretty sad if thats the type of animal you identify with.
If you want an honest answer though it has nothing to do with life being that good but everything to do with a distasteful lifestyle being shoved down our throats. You might not mind stepping on turds or listening to a symphony of barks and yelps all day and night but some of us like to live in clean quite environment.
If smoking is not tolerated why is this?

Anonymous said...

Hate to tell you this but dogs aren't the center of the world.Infact they are nothing more than lowly dumpster wolves created by man who now has no use for them.Yes even service dogs are losing their use thanks to modern technology.
They are only great "companions" to people to autistic to mingle with other humans. People like you dont want companionship you want mute, stupid, adoration.Earning another persons respect is to hard for you losers so you cling to an animal that is loyal to food.

Anonymous said...

LOL!

Anonymous said...

Liar

Anonymous said...

I FUCKING HATE DOGS WITH A PASSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ALWAYS DISLIKED THEM, BUT THIS WEEK I HAVE DECIDED I FUCKING HATE THEM FOREVER AND EVER. I HATE DOGS FOR THE FOLLOWING REASONS. 1. THEY ALL STINK (EVEN IF YOU BATHE THEM, I CAN STILL SMELL THEIR DISGUSTING FILTHY FUNK EVEN OUTSIDE YOUR APARTMENT DOOR NASTY DOGOWNER) 2. THEY BARK AND ANNOY EVERYONE IN THE VICINITY EVEN CAUSING PEOPLE WITH CHRONIC INSOMNIA TO WAKE UP AND NOT BE ABLE TO SLEE PEACEFULLY. ( AND YES I CALL THE COPS ON YOU ONNOXIOUS RUDE SELF CENTERED ARROGANT DOGOWNERS WHO ARE THAT INCONSIDERATE TO LEAVE YOUR DOG OUTSIDE AT NIGHT SO WE CAN HEAR HIM BARKING ALL HOURS OF THE NIGHT, HOW FUCKING RUDE AND INCONSIDERATE) 3. THEY ARE NOT CUDDLY. THEIR BONES HURT AND THEIR FUR IS NOT SOFT AND BEAUTIFUL LIKE A CAT'S FUR. THEIR FUR IS ALL PRICKLY AND ROUGH. 4. THEY EAT THEIR OWN SHIT. NEED I SAY MORE? 5. THEY POOP ALL OVER OTHER PEOPLES PROPERTY. 6. THEY JUMP ALL OVER PEOPLE WHO HATE DOGS AND THE OWNERS THINK ITS CUTE. NEWSFLASH!!!! ITS NOT FUCKING CUTE. ITS FUCKING ANNOYING! 7. THEY ARE UGLY.THEY ARE ONE OF THE LEAST COOL LOOKING ANIMALS. PRETTY FUCKING DOPY LOOKING. 8. THEY DROOL AND SLOBBER (WTF, ARE THEY RETARDED?) 9. THEY ARE PREDICTABLE. THEY ALWAYS ACT THE EXACT SAME WAY. 10. THEY KILL BABIES AND TODDLERS AND ELDERLY PEOPLE. OWNING A PITTBULL SHOULD BE ILLEGAL.

Anonymous said...

TOP THINGS I HATE ABOUT DOGOWNERS: 1. THEY THINK EVERYONE SHOULD LIKE THEIR MANGY MUTT AND WHEN YOU DONT LIKE IT, THEY GET OFFENDED. 2. THEY ARE ALWAYS WALKING AROUND OUTSIDE WITH THEIR STUPID DOGS BARKING AND DISTURBING THE PEACE. GO INSIDE PLEASE. 4. THEY ARE USUALLY INSECURE PEOPLE WHO NEED AN ANIMAL TO "LOVE" THEM UNCONDITIONALLY BECAUSE THEY HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM 5. THEY ARE ALWAYS BASHING CATS AND TALKING ABOUT HOW DOGS ARE BETTER. GROW THE FUCK UP PLEASE. 6.

Anonymous said...

I rather hear a child cry then a dog bark.

Anonymous said...

Amen brother.

Anonymous said...

Nope & please fuck off & go to a loving site.

Anonymous said...

We should kill all dogs so they never maul humans ever again. Dogs are Saten's best friend.

Anonymous said...

Recently, here in the UK, a woman was selling her bulldog pups (for £900 each no less!) and she received a caller who barged passed her grabbed her last remaining puppy and ran to a waiting car. The woman, who was holding her baby at the time, gave chase. She managed to have hold of the puppy before the thief had closed the car door but not before the getaway driver had begun to drive away at speed. The woman was dragged along the road while she continued to retrieve her puppy. The baby in her other arm began to scream hysterically. Eventually, the driver told his compatriot to let go of the puppy as they were endangering the life of the woman's child. This incident was reported in the local paper and the woman boasted how proud she was to have reacted instinctively to resurrection her beloved puppy (which she had now decided not to sell) but she wouldn't win any mother of the year awards. To bloody right. The social services should have taken her child away from her as she apparently has more love and concern for a furry shit-bag than her own flesh and blood! Dog lovers are insane. They definitely have some kind of mental illness that should be examined by psychiatrists.

Aisha Feliciano said...

Nope...to me dogs are like kids in the sense that I only like the ones that are mine...so my dog is awesome and everyone else's dog fucking sucks.

Anonymous said...

Why do fucked-up dog owners always suppose that people who don't like dogs have fucked-up lives? Maybe people who don't depend on fake "companionship" have lives just so fucking damn good that they simply don't need nor want this kind of "improvement".

Anonymous said...

Dog owners are all to often inconsiderate, self righteous and just plain stupid. I have a neighbor less than 100 feet away who kept their nonstop shrieking barking dog outside at all/any hours day and night. The damn thing would wake me in the middle of the night, prevent me from getting to sleep, wake me in the morning and generally disturb my reasonable expectation of peace and quite during the day. I finally called the police. After the first visit the dog was quiet for 15 minutes. Then it was outside barking again, nonstop for 45 minutes. It was bedtime. Very frustrated I called the police again and let them know in detail how badly the neighbor’s dog had been behaving for many months. The police must have returned and given the arrogant dog owner a stern warning because after a week I haven’t heard a single ear piercing shrieking bark from that damn dog. Thank goodness! Stand up for your rights people. The police are on your side. Let’s send these inconsiderate idiot dog owners a strong message loud and clear – “Your dog is a damn nuisance. Do something about it!”

AZ Hiker said...

I live in AZ and enjoy hiking. I recently started hiking Camelback Mountain and finally made it to the summit about two weeks ago. Much to my surprise among the 15 or so other hikers who also made it to the summit was a guy with a dog on one of those long extendable leashes! There are signs at the parking lot entrance, the trail head and near the summit that all read very clearly “NO DOGS ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT!” The signs are there for a reason. The trail on the west side of the mountain is extremely steep at many points and somewhat dangerous. People have actually died on that trail. Dogs and leashes are clearly tripping hazards making the trail even more dangerous. Despite the posted signs and the dangers that dogs and leashes pose ignorant dog owners bring their damn dogs with them! Could they be any more selfish? I made it to the summit again a week ago to see yet another dog at the top. The dog owners seemed stupidly oblivious to their wrong doing as dog owners typically are. The problem isn’t only about dogs. It’s about dog owners who are so self absorbed and needy for their dogs attention that they put their own selfish wants ahead of the safety and wellbeing of other human beings. Shame on you selfish dog owners! I hope you fall off a mountain!

Anonymous said...

Dog owners completely suck. When I was a kid I had a dog and I was never as stupid as dog owners nowadays. They think everyone has to deal with their dogs. My best friend knows his dog bites, the other day he had a party at his house and kids were playing with the dog. I asked him "dude, didn't your dog bite a kid just a couple weeks ago?" He just said the dog wasn't going to do it again. LOL. Dogs are like religions they enable idiots and fanatics to do anything they want.

Anonymous said...

I used to be terrified of dogs because every one I came into contact with they'd bark and jump. Until I stayed with a teacher friend who had a German Shepherd. SHE taught me not to be afraid. I babysat a Poodle and he taught me that Poodles are great. I have a 12-year-old Chihuahua whose protected me against home invaders and saved my life when I was with heat stroke. She's NEVER bitten anyone in her 12 years not even the kid who ran up to her trying to pet her without permission.
I went on an overnight once where there was a lake and this person brought their Golden Retriever. Well that dog barked and barked at me when I got too close to the bank and I didn't listen and fell in. What did that dog do? Bark encouragement while he stayed with me. I thanked him, he wagged his tail and ran off. When a stranger's dog tried to protect me and wouldn't leave me until I got out of the lake(somehow he knew I could swim)and appreciated my thanks how people say they hate dogs is beyond me.


When I was six there was an owner who told his Wimeraner to go after me and he laughed his head off as this dog chased me and growled. The day I meet a nice Wimeraner is the day I won't be nervous around them.

Dogs are great teachers. I've been round the so-called 'mean' breeds and they're nothing like the hype because they're great teachers.

Anonymous said...

I also used to be afraid of cats because my mom was. Then a cat taught me they're not mean, sneaky, all the stereotypes. And my mother of all people got me my first cat! I'm on my third Siamese.

My Manny LOVES people after he's studied them and sees if you're open minded. He taught a child not to be scared of cats and she was a drama queen. Manny kept trying and after she discovered he was lovable she wouldn't stop petting him which he enjoyed.

People don't animals they don't get to know or listen to bad press about them. There ARE gentle cats and well trained dogs.

I've had turtles, fish, guinea pigs. But with a dog and cat, your life is never the same. They're a reflection of how you treat them. Treat them with kindness, training, love, they'll give it.

If you're closed that's YOUR problem not the dog and cat's problem. If you're closed to dogs and cats, you can bet you don't treat humans any better and hold them in contempt.

Anonymous said...

You boast of an above average IQ, and soon you will run a fortune 500 company...... But you work cleaning out port o potties. Your a fucking idiot, narcissism much? My dog has a higher IQ than you do, and that I guarantee.

Little Blog Queer. Choke on a Dick.

babynicolle1 said...

My husband got collie dog.and i hate him so much.I hate dog hair and dirt.stress everyday.Just want to give hom lots of dark chocolates so he'll slowly die.

Anonymous said...

Lmao not that I agree with violence but yeah they are pretty gay

Anonymous said...

I agree , I suppose the person must be half dog or something from their mommy f$###$# their dad father. To value a shit eater over a human is satanic.

Anonymous said...

STFU asshole dogs eat their own shit , pillows do not .

Anonymous said...

No police dogs don't just attack criminals they are trained to attack who ever is in charge tells them too. The only reason they do anything at all is because they have been reward trained to do stuff.

Anonymous said...

Oh my god...hahahah!

Anonymous said...

Forever my wife and girls begged for a dog. I caved. How bad could it be? Turns out I have no tolerance to be a dog owner, none. We've had it for 7 months and I absolutely fucking hate it. I used to walk it then it let cat kick its ass and thats when I was done with it. It's a pit bull who had his ass handed to him by cat. It seems to also have a pass to shit anywhere it pleases. Why is this? It dig holes and pisses anywhere it wants to. So train it. Well I'm not home to train it so my loss. I guess i have to accept it and get over that this fucking thing gets to literally shit and piss all over my backyard. Yes my lovely backyard with garden bed it digs in with vegetables and beautiful losh green grass where all the neighborhood kids play. But it's ok simply because "it's a dog". Nobody seems to mind either. My wife doesn't see my point of view, in fact she and the girls are quite fond of him. And if you don't have large vehicles what do you do when you leave for a weekend? Surely you take the animal with. Of course it's family now. A puke shitting piss anywhere useless animal goes with...but with two cars. Because we all don't fit. Or you have to put it somewhere or find a dog sitter. I had no idea dogs get car sick. Found that out on the way to the vet. Yup, disgusting. If you enjoy a clean house, hate neediness, hate yipping, do not tolerate stupidity and admittedly selfish. Like to travel or can travel at will, don't get a dog or any animal for that matter. This was written on a smart phone in haste so fuck you grammer police. Fuck you and dog owners everywhere. OK I concede police and rescue dogs I can get behind...now fuck off dogs suck. Cheers!

Anonymous said...

Dogs blow.

Proof that cats are smarter than dogs:

Cats will not eat dog turds.

Anonymous said...

So is she

Anonymous said...

Most of the time, it's the dog owner's fault. They don't train their dog, they leave their dogs unattended thinking that the dog magically knows how to behave. I'm not hating on all dogs or dog owners. If their dog bites someone, or it jumps in someone else's garden, it's the result of not training their dogs.

Anonymous said...

I agree with the writer; he is entitled to his opinion.
As for the butt hurt dog freaks out there.... Get over it!
Stop lying about how your beloved "pookums" is a service dog when they aren't, taking them everywhere when you shouldn't, not picking up their feces like you should, and not training them properly so they won't attack innocent people.

Jason said...

Well....people are biased, aren't they?
'Specially the retards who keep saying that ALL dogs suck
Bro....u can actually say that ALL dogs in the WORLD suck?
Sigh, what has the world's population come to, you would think we'd get smarter.
At least one of the commenters had the decency to admit that he was selfish.

Mr MAD said...

All dogs suck. Hard!
A few dogs might suck less than others, but all suck. No exceptions.

To understand more, please take a look at http://www.Anilak.com - No dogs, Please! and you will understand better.

I suppose this is ones of Mr Yass most popular posts, so to confirm how -normal- people really Hate dogs.

Unknown said...

I like to see you make him leave moron dogs have been part of human experience for 33 k years so get used to them

Richard Chambers said...

Baby wtf ID wrong with you only s sick fuck would poison a dog

Richard Chambers said...

If you don't like going to other peoples house who have dogs then don't go over its their house stop being an asshole

Richard Chambers said...

Why does any pea brain person care why I or any other person has a dog get a life loser

Richard Chambers said...

And how does that affect you at all

Richard Chambers said...

All animals piss and shit outside wtf is wrong with you

Richard Chambers said...

Owning s leopard is illegal so nice try

Richard Chambers said...

Dogs eating shit has no relevance to intelligence idiot

Richard Chambers said...

A lot of those people become dog haters

Richard Chambers said...

A lot of those people become dog haters

Anonymous said...

These comments prove that "dog people" are assholes.

Unknown said...

According to Islam, it is forbidden to have a dog for things other than hunting or farming, or protection, and it is forbidden to have them inside cities. and there are many prophet Mohamed sayings about the one who owns a dog for other reasons than the above loses from his good points (hasana) every day a lot! And I think for that specific reasons the devil ordered people to have dogs for fun, and for that reason his media are using the holocaust logic (oh some phsycho people torture dogs) to let them invade you. Same like they did with men rights, the devil just canceled all the man/father right and leadership of his family, also according to Islam, a house with dogs is never approached by angels, so you see Islam has a full manual for people life, and it is manual from Allah, and that is why Illuminati and anti islam people created ISIS and terrorize people (the same holocaust logic of terrorizing dogs to let them have the upper hand over humans) and every Arab Muslim knows that ISIS are funded and trained by non Muslim countries. and I also question every dog owners, my experience with them that they really are human haters and very selfish phsycho person, and the dog themselves are oppurtunists they harass everyone who is not their owner, i.e. who they don't merit from, also in some rare cases dogs attack their owners.

Anonymous said...

Just get a parrot. They are amazing.

Anonymous said...

I agree with all of this. My parents own a dog and Sadly they treat him better than they ever treated my brothers and I. That dog is retarded, Messy, and Annoying. It literally does nothing but follow everyone around, demanding attention, and shoving his nose up Things he shouldn't. Its absolutely disgusting.
(my opinion )

Anonymous said...

Dogs are not children. Period. They are animals. Pretending and treating them like children is a sign of mental illness. Mostly a bi polar disorder that treats living creatures like something to own.

Anonymous said...

The fact that dog owners allow their animals to invade my space makes them selfish not me. If I walked around sticking my face in people's crotches I would get locked up. I don't even go over to my friends' houses with dogs anymore. There's nothing more annoying than putting on freshly washed and pressed clothes only to have them covered in dog hair within minutes of walking in the door. I feel like sending them my dry cleaning bill. One thing every dog owner should understand is when you are gone your dog barks at Everything. You say "my dog never barks" but when you are not there it feels like it needs to guard the house and it does this by barking, at the mailman, at the paper boy, at the school bus, at the trash truck, and at every single squirrel that runs through the yard. If I screamed at everyone and everything that walks by my house I would be committed. And then there's the poop and pee, in the house, on the sidewalk, in the parks, in my yard. Dogs roll around in filth. The smellier the better. My friend takes his dog to a city park and let's him off the leash to run. One time he came back with a poopy diaper stuck to his back. On another occasion he returned with a used condom dangling from his mouth. This bacteria laden animal lives in his house with his family. I think it's sad that people are so desperate for approval that they need to get it from a dumb animal. A dog is not a substitute for human companionship. If I tell someone that I don't like dogs they treat me like a sociopath even though it is them that are invasively negatively influencing my life and against my wishes.

Anonymous said...

If you have to cut off your dog's nuts so he doesn't try to rape everything in sight then how is that loving them unconditionally? Ijs. And the hate speech coming from some of you people in defense of your beloved pets. Wow. You must really feel threatened by a group of people with a common problem. I don't see people saying that they want to kill irresponsible dog owners on blogs that love dogs.

Anonymous said...

I will never again stay in a building that allows dogs. I shouldn't have to listen to incessant barking because your dog has to go to the bathroom. Newsflash, if you are gone for 9 hours your dog is probably uncomfortable for at least half of that. And then you decide to go out for happy hour with your work buddies instead of coming home to take care of your responsibilities. Then when I tell you about it you minimalize problem and make me out to be a curmudgeon. Or if you do start coming home at lunch you look at me like I am the one causing you inconvenience because you lost your lunch break. Also people that let their dogs bark all day outside while they're at work are inconsiderate. Up to 1 in 5 people work nights and weekends especially in densely populated urban areas. Your dog is disturbing the peace. If you own a dog then you should be responsible for making sure that your dog does not disturb your neighbors, and if you live in an apartment building with your dog you are a jerk and your neighbors don't appreciate it.

Anonymous said...

One time, I had the bad luck and misfortune to do work on an apartment building for a week. The whole time, a bunch of scruffy mongrels were left chained up in the alley. It was literally a pool of urine and doggie piles. The stench was horrendous and I couldn't stand to look. At no time did anyone tend to the wretched animals. Right across the street was a school. Why does anyone in their right mind keep dogs ?

Anonymous said...

Who even loves dogs?!? And people that go and comment that dogs are great and that people that dont love dogs suck, u are the one who sucks! Why would people like that even go on these and just say that people suck? I hate dogs, I beat the crap out of the dog in my house, it never learns!!!

Anonymous said...

BTW, CATS RULE AND ALWAYS WILL! DOGS SUCK AND SHOULD GO DIE IN A HOLE

Animals rule! Humans drool! said...

FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU ANIMAL-HATING BASTARDS!!! ALL OF YOU SHOULD FUCKIN 'DIE FOR WANTING DOGS AND OTHER ANIMALS DEAD!!! SAME THING GOES FOR EMO HATERS!!! YOU'RE THE ONE'S WHO ARE SICK IN THE HEAD!!!

As for you cat lover, fuck you too! Dogs are better than cats. Since you love cats and hate dogs like the prejudiced moron you are, you should go die in a hole.

If I'm you, Michael/Mike, I'd blow my brains out for claimin' that all dogs and dog lovers suck! You lie for thinking that they do.

Anonymous said...

All dog owners do suck.

Anonymous said...

If a human poops and pees on the sidewalk, what happens? Outrage! Call the police. The person gets arrested. What happens when dogs poop and pees on sidewalks? Oh, isn't fluffy cute?

If a person bites another person, what happens? Outrage! Call the police. The person gets arrested. What do dog owners say when their fluffy bites another person? "No, my dog did not bite you." Or "That was just a love tap, my dog is just playing and being friendly with you." Or "It's not the big of a deal". (These are all things dog owners have said to me after I've been bitten by their dogs.)

What happens if I kill a baby? Outrage! Call the police. The person gets arrested and goes to jail. What do dog owners say when their fluffy kills a baby? "Oh, it is quite sad that the baby was mauled but the dog didn't mean it. Don't take away our dog, just let it live. Fluffy is a good dog!"

DogsAreDirty said...

Dogs are incredibly dirty animals. I find them repulsive, and if one brushes up against me it makes me want to scream. They lick themselves and whatever garbage they find lying on the ground - is that really supposed to be "adorable"? Ewww!

Dog lovers have no respect for anyone but themselves. It's common courtesy to keep your dog on a leash, clean up after your dog, keep it away from strangers and treat it like an animal, not a child. If I put a pet tarantula on a dog lover's head and told them, "oh, my spider's friendly, he won't bite!" they'd report me likely, so why is it acceptable for a stinky, nasty dog to jump up onto a person, and for dog lovers to use the "oh, it's alright, he's friendly!" excuse?

Honestly, it's also disrespectful to the dog to treat it like a human being. It's an animal, it doesn't want to be stuffed into cutesy costumes and swaddled up like an infant. It doesn't want to be some friendless flake's pillow. When a dog is properly trained, taught to behave in a certain manner, such as police dogs, seeing eye dogs, etc. there are exceptions, but otherwise, a dog should be kept away from those who don't want one jumping on them or leaving leavings on their lawn. Not everyone is a dog lover and dog lovers need to learn to respect that even if they don't agree with that viewpoint, and not automatically call anyone who doesn't love dogs "cruel, evil haters".

Anonymous said...

Dog cultists can't see your point of view, in fact they can't relate to other human beings hence their love of dogs and their one way conversations with them. Dogs are technically beholden to humans yet, if dog cultists do nothing to train them properly, the dogs' norm will be to be disruptive and to do whatever their instincts tell them to do. They don't know any better; they are incredibly stupid. They just survive by eating, barking, breaking, defecating, urinating all day with a bit of sleep in between.

athea marcos amir said...

I'm glad to know there are so many people who feel as I do about dogs. For me it's all animals, but dogs are the most troublesome. Animals lovers think there's something wrong with people who don't share their passion. My belief is that science will one day discover what's wrong with people who love animals. Some screws must be missing. Choosing to have a pet is to me like choosing to break a hip or contract ebola.

Anonymous said...

Dogs are horrible fucking animals and so are dog owners. Why anyone would want to own one of these needy, barking, whinging things is beyond me. My housemate just got the most annoying puppy (who is going to grow into a big, big dog). It's horrid and so hyper and shits on the carpet. I have to pretend i like it. Fuck i can't stand this dog. He calls it "daddy's little boy" and yes he has no life. He's tried to get me to look after it numerous times. No fking way. Stinky, slobbering, vomiting, dick and ball-licking, barking, farting, jumping, scratching, crying, needy, shitting, pissing, chewing, hyper, ass-licking fking animals. Dogs suck.

Anonymous said...

Just poison the fuckers with a rat block wrapped in bacon. Problems solved. Prove it in court that dog did not find that tasty rat bait in the alley or garbage.

Anonymous said...

Funny how dog owners or lesbians to be specific pretend it's a child. It is nothing like a child. Dogs are loyal to whoever feeds it. If a stranger came over with a meat covered dog bone your dog would kick rocks to run away with them. Your dog licks its own butt, sniffs all sorts of foulness, eats other species of animals poop, never washes its paws, never brushes its teeth, always rubs leakage on your bed and furniture, and leaves disgusting hair everywhere. Mind you, it could be a hair from its head or its butt hole but owners don't care. I saw a video of a man sticking his thumb up the butt of an attacking pit bull who would not release from the dog it attacked. It wasn't working, yet he sits there with his thumb up the dogs butt anyway. They ignore all the gross stuff having a dog means, yet scoff at human suffering or homeless people. Tell me you wouldn't sleep with a bum who hasn't bathed in a month, licks his butt and drippage coming out its genitals, but will permit a dog into your bed. Its mental. Dog owners are mental. They are poorly socialized and haughty. I wish all dogs would catch a virus and die. Then only allow licensed people to breed them and only kid friendly breeds permitted. I'm so sick of dogs mauling kids. Kids have a right to be here, your disgusting dog doesn't.

Anonymous said...

I love Independence Day because it gives dog owners a taste of their own medicine. They dont care when their dog barks endlessly, "Its a dog, it barks..." But they whine and cry about the noise and the anxiety it causes their "children" not being able to eat its own crap and piss on your lawn. They'll often use the BS excuse of soldiers with PTSD as a front why there should not be fireworks. I say the bigger and louder, the better. Drive them nuts! Set ogf a mat of firecrackers and get them back

Lissette said...

I like petting other people's dogs, but that's where it ends. I had a terrier freak out when I pet it up close, not knowing about how eye contact sets them off, and it bit me on the nose. I have tried over the years to not be afraid of them, and I do pet them, but with incredible caution. Since then I developed a love for cats after adopting 2 little boy kitties, and now I totally how biased the world is toward dogs. Just go to any department store or even pet store, and the proportion of dog stuff to cat stuff is skewed. I hate that I have to screen potential dates for "cat allergies" when really it's bc so many people vehemently hate cats, yet they specifically seek out people w dogs, whatever, to each their own. But cats get a real bad rap, and it's poorly directed. Even the best trained dog can still unpredictably attack and be susceptible to an unexpeted trigger--at least a cat will a) walk away, b) get into a defensive body position to warn you, c) twitch its tail, or d) hiss before an attack. This is true for the cast majority of cats. This is why I think a lot of dogs are assholes. And it is utterly disgusting to encounter some dude who likes to kiss their dog on the mouth. That is fucking disgusting. I also think it's kind of pervy and weird to spoon with a dog in bed, just my opinion.

Anonymous said...

Dogs have the highest Carbon Footprint on this planet.

#HellForDogs said...

DOG PEOPLE SUK ..

Dogs are ugly dumb assholes. they even smell like butts. they literally kiss you on the mouth leaving a pool of saliva which is terribly gross.. AT LEAST CATS TREAT YOU AS THEIR OWN KIND AND DOGS TREAT YOU LIKE GOD... i think its really unfair. Cats are 1000000% more smart than dogs.. SO STFU AND GTFO U DUMB DOG OWNERS

Anonymous said...

Conversely, don't expect me to ever visit you again if you have a misbehaved dog. Seriously, I actively about going to people's houses that have shitty (pun intended) dogs.

Anonymous said...

Won't happen because I'm an intelligent, behaved species.

I've had dogs try to chase my car from the front (run in front of the car), and I didn't exactly swerve out of the way to miss him if you know what I mean.

Humans bred dogs to be retarded shells of their former past.