Ducks rule the world in Venice

Look at these ducks




Sitting on a car like they own the place. They already run the canals but now they're branching out to own the streets as well. The owner of this car actually tried to get in and these ducks pecked his eyes out. Gruesome. I couldn't believe it. Don't mess with them or they'll do the same to you. Or worse, they'll crap on your sidewalk.