Said by Sawyer in a panicked but still trying to sound tough voice.
SAWYER: Did you just kill that bunny?
Awesome, it really just doesn't get any better than that.
Saturday, October 28, 2006
Friday, October 20, 2006
Edible scabs - They taste like candy
Check this out. This is awesome. That kid is beating the hell out of his dad. And he eats his scabs too.
If you want scabs you can eat, check this website: www.candywarehouse.com
Video is here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTknXTEXVc8
Only about a minute long so check it out. Do it!
If you want scabs you can eat, check this website: www.candywarehouse.com
Video is here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTknXTEXVc8
Only about a minute long so check it out. Do it!
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Monday Night Football at Mo's
So I go to my local watering hole, Mo's Place (203 Culver Blvd. Playa del Rey. 310-822-6422) to watch Monday Night Football. Place was packed, as usual. The Bears won by one point in one of the weirdest games I've seen in a while. But the point is what happened after. Mo came out dressed as a penis clown with two sexy assistants to give away stereo systems etc. You got raffle tickets for each drink you bought that gave you a chance at the prizes. Some drunk guy showed up to yell at his girlfriend, first in the bar, then after he was kicked out, through the window. I asked her what his deal was and all I got was, "He's psycho." Great, you must have made a lovely couple.
There was also a woman trying to have sex with a guy that wasn't really interested and amidst all the chaos, this:
The girl in the silver was stunning. And then there was this guy, stunning in a whole different way. Drunkenly yelling for a "boobie hat" which he eventually got from Mo and is wearing proudly below:
I got a chicken which is also some sort of slingshot weapon, thrown to me by the girl in silver. Very strange night and everyone was about ten years older than me. Felt like I had walked into a David Lynch film.
There was also a woman trying to have sex with a guy that wasn't really interested and amidst all the chaos, this:
The girl in the silver was stunning. And then there was this guy, stunning in a whole different way. Drunkenly yelling for a "boobie hat" which he eventually got from Mo and is wearing proudly below:
I got a chicken which is also some sort of slingshot weapon, thrown to me by the girl in silver. Very strange night and everyone was about ten years older than me. Felt like I had walked into a David Lynch film.
Monday, October 16, 2006
The Beach - as American as it gets
Venice Beach - more American than baseball, apple pie, and mom combined. Speaking of baseball, Go Tigers. They're going to sweep either the Mets or Cards, whichever of those losers get in. Look at this shot and then try to find me a more American spot on the planet. If you don't get in the ocean at least once a week, you're helping the terrorists win. Hating the beach is unamerican. So go to the beach and pick up your trash. Do it.
Saturday, October 07, 2006
New Sporting Event
Accidental shot
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Al Gore stays cool
So I saw Al Gore at a book signing a couple weeks ago. Signing copies of his book "An Inconvenient Truth." Well, the only inconvenient truth I encountered was the crazy witch in the pink wouldn't let him sign the book the way I wanted him to. How hard would it have been to write, "Stay Cool, Al Gore" That would have been awesome, putting the lie to his whole global warming propaganda. But this woman wouldn't let me. So I declare war on her.
One other thing I noticed is that Al Gore attracts a lot of hot women, and no, I don't mean the humorless moron in the pink shirt. But check out the girl about to hand him her book. Lucky Al. I've got to get into politics. I think I'll run for dogcatcher. Baby steps, Rome wasn't built in a day etc.
Monday, October 02, 2006
The Nipple - Great Artwork #2
After Dinner - Great Art Part 1
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