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Another great battle in the war against dogs

Step by step we will eliminate dogs and their inconsiderate owners. Seriously, people, no one wants your damn dog to jump on them. You wouldn't let a kid shit on the sidewalk, don't let your dog either.

Ducks rule the world in Venice

Look at these ducks




Sitting on a car like they own the place. They already run the canals but now they're branching out to own the streets as well. The owner of this car actually tried to get in and these ducks pecked his eyes out. Gruesome. I couldn't believe it. Don't mess with them or they'll do the same to you. Or worse, they'll crap on your sidewalk.

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Enjoy...

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Los Angeles Traffic

So everyone knows L.A. traffic sucks but has anyone seen a traffic jam look this fantastic? Good thing I had my trusty camera phone handy. Red lights as far as you can see.

You know you've made it when...

This title is on your parking space. I now have a new life goal.

Bathroom art - Unidentified Los Angeles Bar

Keeping up the unexplainable tradition of putting hot girls in guy's bathrooms (what are the owners hoping the guys do in there, anyway?) this was what I was forced to look at while peeing. I guess it could be worse but very distracting. I guess I'd rather be looking at things I'd actually like to pee on. Wonder what these girls would think if they knew these posters ended up there.

Bathroom art - Barney's Santa Monica

These lovelies were on the bathroom wall at Barney's in Santa Monica. Enjoy...

Bathroom news - this is unexplainably hot

Cute girls talking about current events while they get ready to go out on the town. What could be better? I love them all. I hope it becomes a series and they call come check out my bathroom art series.

The Most Screwed up looking Seagull I've ever seen

Look at this thing. What stories it could tell. The salty sea dog of all the seagulls. A face like the crazy homeless guy that told you he knew the day you would die. And an egomaniac too. I had already taken two cam phone shots of this and started walking back down the Venice pier and he flew back into my path and posed for this shot, which was by far the best one. And I think he knew it was going to be.

Awesome. Enjoy...

Another great day in Venice

Took this one while I was checking the surf. The bike path. I love it.

Bathroom art - part three - Some restaurant in Eastown

Some place in Eastown - the trendy new place with turkish coffee. I love it. Not so much the bathroom art though. Why would I want to look at someone's old jeans while I'm peeing? Can't remember what the other one was.

As you can see these photos really bring the room together.

Bathroom art - part two - My dad's favorite restaurant

Courtesy of some local grill, my dad's favorite. "Please don't hog the bathroom." That's rich.

Bathroom art - Series one - Parent's house

So I've decided to start a series here of camera phone photography all about bathrooms. People put some weird stuff up in there. Why is it important to look at artwork while you're taking a dump. Well, thisi what my mom chose. The Serenity prayer. What could be better to ponder while processing lunch?

Enjoy...

Why I hate dogs and dog owners suck

I'm not responsible for this sign but I wish I was. Dog owners should be banned, along with their dogs. They think they've gained special privileges so they can let their animals crap anywhere. And they consistently let their dogs do things they'd never let a kid do. How many times have you gone to someone's house just to have some smelly, slobbery dog jump all over you and get hair all over your clothes. And the ridiculous dog owner just smiles and says inane things like "Oh, he likes you" while the mutt buries its head in your crotch. Imagine if a kid did that to you. It would never be allowed, so why let a dog do it? I'm sick of it, let's refuse to take this crap any more.

A friend of mine has a pretty severe dog allergy and was on a plane the other day and started having an allergic reaction. She had asked before he got on the plane if dogs were going to be on it and was assured there wouldn't be. But when he asked about it on the plane the stewardesses found one, that wasn't in their paperwork. Some idiot dog owner thought it was okay to SNEAK THEIR DOG ON THE PLANE. Now, luckily they moved my friend and the dog before she had a severe allergic reaction but seriously, who brings dogs on planes? (they should have thrown the thing off) Where do these filthy mutts go to the bathroom? Imagine being stuck on a six hour flight next to some idiot's dog that just crapped in its designer dog carrier. I can already hear the dog owner's response. "Oh, he's so cute." And shame on the airlines for allowing dogs on planes.

Dogs suck... but not as much as their owners.

Epic Surf - Sand Dollar Beach 2000

Surfing - Dan And Matt Surf Sand Dollar Beach October 2000 - video powered by Metacafe

A friend of mine shot this surf session at Sand Dollar with these guys. An absolutely fantastic day of surf. Couldn't have been better. Enjoy...

Best mashup I've heard in a while - U2 vs. Skulldugery

This is cool. Bono says he's always wanted to write a song that was a hit on the dance floor. Little did he know he did already with "With or Without You." Very cool. Enjoy...

New Order - As it is When it Was - Live at the Hacienda

This is so cool. My favorite song from "Brotherhood." Never seen a live performance at the Hacienda, either. Whoever uploaded these to youtube is the best. Lots of music posts today. Enjoy...

New Order - Age of Consent - BBC Radio One

More New Order greatness. Another one of their best songs. Youtube is fantastic. My favorite part of this one is Barney getting pissed off becuase there's something wrong with the guitar. So he rips the cover off the mic. That'll show 'em.

Enjoy...

New Order - Temptation - 1984 BBC Radio One

Found these little gems on youtube. From a BBC Radio One Session in 1984. Temptation is definitely my favorite New Order song, probably my favorite song period. You gotta love too how Barney shows up in shorts and a muscle shirt. Enjoy...