Bathroom news - this is unexplainably hot

Cute girls talking about current events while they get ready to go out on the town. What could be better? I love them all. I hope it becomes a series and they call come check out my bathroom art series.

The Most Screwed up looking Seagull I've ever seen

Look at this thing. What stories it could tell. The salty sea dog of all the seagulls. A face like the crazy homeless guy that told you he knew the day you would die. And an egomaniac too. I had already taken two cam phone shots of this and started walking back down the Venice pier and he flew back into my path and posed for this shot, which was by far the best one. And I think he knew it was going to be.

Awesome. Enjoy...

Another great day in Venice

Took this one while I was checking the surf. The bike path. I love it.

Bathroom art - part three - Some restaurant in Eastown

Some place in Eastown - the trendy new place with turkish coffee. I love it. Not so much the bathroom art though. Why would I want to look at someone's old jeans while I'm peeing? Can't remember what the other one was.

As you can see these photos really bring the room together.

Bathroom art - part two - My dad's favorite restaurant

Courtesy of some local grill, my dad's favorite. "Please don't hog the bathroom." That's rich.

Bathroom art - Series one - Parent's house

So I've decided to start a series here of camera phone photography all about bathrooms. People put some weird stuff up in there. Why is it important to look at artwork while you're taking a dump. Well, thisi what my mom chose. The Serenity prayer. What could be better to ponder while processing lunch?

Enjoy...

Why I hate dogs and dog owners suck

I'm not responsible for this sign but I wish I was. Dog owners should be banned, along with their dogs. They think they've gained special privileges so they can let their animals crap anywhere. And they consistently let their dogs do things they'd never let a kid do. How many times have you gone to someone's house just to have some smelly, slobbery dog jump all over you and get hair all over your clothes. And the ridiculous dog owner just smiles and says inane things like "Oh, he likes you" while the mutt buries its head in your crotch. Imagine if a kid did that to you. It would never be allowed, so why let a dog do it? I'm sick of it, let's refuse to take this crap any more.

A friend of mine has a pretty severe dog allergy and was on a plane the other day and started having an allergic reaction. She had asked before he got on the plane if dogs were going to be on it and was assured there wouldn't be. But when he asked about it on the plane the stewardesses found one, that wasn't in their paperwork. Some idiot dog owner thought it was okay to SNEAK THEIR DOG ON THE PLANE. Now, luckily they moved my friend and the dog before she had a severe allergic reaction but seriously, who brings dogs on planes? (they should have thrown the thing off) Where do these filthy mutts go to the bathroom? Imagine being stuck on a six hour flight next to some idiot's dog that just crapped in its designer dog carrier. I can already hear the dog owner's response. "Oh, he's so cute." And shame on the airlines for allowing dogs on planes.

Dogs suck... but not as much as their owners.

Epic Surf - Sand Dollar Beach 2000

Surfing - Dan And Matt Surf Sand Dollar Beach October 2000 - video powered by Metacafe

A friend of mine shot this surf session at Sand Dollar with these guys. An absolutely fantastic day of surf. Couldn't have been better. Enjoy...

Best mashup I've heard in a while - U2 vs. Skulldugery

This is cool. Bono says he's always wanted to write a song that was a hit on the dance floor. Little did he know he did already with "With or Without You." Very cool. Enjoy...

New Order - As it is When it Was - Live at the Hacienda

This is so cool. My favorite song from "Brotherhood." Never seen a live performance at the Hacienda, either. Whoever uploaded these to youtube is the best. Lots of music posts today. Enjoy...

New Order - Age of Consent - BBC Radio One

More New Order greatness. Another one of their best songs. Youtube is fantastic. My favorite part of this one is Barney getting pissed off becuase there's something wrong with the guitar. So he rips the cover off the mic. That'll show 'em.

Enjoy...

New Order - Temptation - 1984 BBC Radio One

Found these little gems on youtube. From a BBC Radio One Session in 1984. Temptation is definitely my favorite New Order song, probably my favorite song period. You gotta love too how Barney shows up in shorts and a muscle shirt. Enjoy...

Hilarious Lost tribute - Nobody's watching

Check this out. Absolutely hilarious. Good to see Maggie Grace is still getting work. If you haven't seen any of these guy's stuff, do yourself a favor and search for "nobody's watching" on youtube.

Or go to nobodyswatching.tv

Do it! You wont' regret it.

Lost's best line this week

Said by Sawyer in a panicked but still trying to sound tough voice.

SAWYER: Did you just kill that bunny?

Awesome, it really just doesn't get any better than that.

Edible scabs - They taste like candy

Check this out. This is awesome. That kid is beating the hell out of his dad. And he eats his scabs too.

If you want scabs you can eat, check this website: www.candywarehouse.com

Video is here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTknXTEXVc8

Only about a minute long so check it out. Do it!

Monday Night Football at Mo's

So I go to my local watering hole, Mo's Place (203 Culver Blvd. Playa del Rey. 310-822-6422) to watch Monday Night Football. Place was packed, as usual. The Bears won by one point in one of the weirdest games I've seen in a while. But the point is what happened after. Mo came out dressed as a penis clown with two sexy assistants to give away stereo systems etc. You got raffle tickets for each drink you bought that gave you a chance at the prizes. Some drunk guy showed up to yell at his girlfriend, first in the bar, then after he was kicked out, through the window. I asked her what his deal was and all I got was, "He's psycho." Great, you must have made a lovely couple.

There was also a woman trying to have sex with a guy that wasn't really interested and amidst all the chaos, this:





The girl in the silver was stunning. And then there was this guy, stunning in a whole different way. Drunkenly yelling for a "boobie hat" which he eventually got from Mo and is wearing proudly below:



I got a chicken which is also some sort of slingshot weapon, thrown to me by the girl in silver. Very strange night and everyone was about ten years older than me. Felt like I had walked into a David Lynch film.

The Beach - as American as it gets

Venice Beach - more American than baseball, apple pie, and mom combined. Speaking of baseball, Go Tigers. They're going to sweep either the Mets or Cards, whichever of those losers get in. Look at this shot and then try to find me a more American spot on the planet. If you don't get in the ocean at least once a week, you're helping the terrorists win. Hating the beach is unamerican. So go to the beach and pick up your trash. Do it.

New Sporting Event

I really think this will catch on. Truck v. Truck. To the death. As you can see, the place is packed. I think the grey one won. Can't remember as I was so drunk on mojitos. Awesome.

Accidental shot

I think I took this photo by mistake as I was picking up my phone to dial after surfing El Porto. Don't remember shooting it. But I like the composition so here it is. I call it El Porto bathroom. Enjoy...

Al Gore stays cool

So I saw Al Gore at a book signing a couple weeks ago. Signing copies of his book "An Inconvenient Truth." Well, the only inconvenient truth I encountered was the crazy witch in the pink wouldn't let him sign the book the way I wanted him to. How hard would it have been to write, "Stay Cool, Al Gore" That would have been awesome, putting the lie to his whole global warming propaganda. But this woman wouldn't let me. So I declare war on her.



One other thing I noticed is that Al Gore attracts a lot of hot women, and no, I don't mean the humorless moron in the pink shirt. But check out the girl about to hand him her book. Lucky Al. I've got to get into politics. I think I'll run for dogcatcher. Baby steps, Rome wasn't built in a day etc.